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January 23, 2013 at 6:56pm
JOSEPH AND THE TECHNICOLOUR TURNCOAT
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Joseph and the gremlins
Joseph and the 50 shades of Torca.
Can you believe it, even the anthem has been upgraded, from corny synths to aria movimentata.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TlhkYGZlk4
It has been upgraded to make it sound more like the PN one, instead of a group of screaming harridans like the old one.
It is all in line with the new policy to make the MLP more like the PN. Even the name is changed in the same way, when it is used, that is.
Love’s labour lost?
Joseph – King of Dreams
Malta Kollha Taghna
You either know me, Redoute, or think like me.
Joseph Muscat – Wiehed mill-awturi ta kampanja ta qerq kontra l-Unjoni Ewropeja
‘Dreamworks, Labour doesn’t’.
‘The Agony and the Ecstacy’.
‘Les Miserables’.
‘Oh For Fuck Sakes!’ (Still being filmed)
I remember visiting Malta in the heyday of the “Golden Years™” in the 1970s and it truly was “Malta kollha taghna” as far as Labour was concerned, including customs officials with their hand out for a bribe.
It was a barren Socialist paradise that reminded me of Castro’s Cuba mixed with a little bit of Albanian-style empty-pantry backwardness.
Punishing Jesuit socialism from their liberation theology handbook opened to the bad cop chapter from the good cop versus bad cop routine with the masses taking the brunt of this sad and overplayed joke.
Golden Years – The sequel.
Son of Mintoff (as in the film titles of the early 50s, same plot, different actors)
Son of Zero (Prattikament Prim Ministru fil-Parlament minghajr ebda vot wiehed mill-poplu.)
Joseph and the Podium
Joseph: l-ewwel l-umpappa, imbaghad naraw meta nigu ghall-pappa
Joseph nofsu mohbi – bhall-manifest li qed jitlob il-poplu biex jivvota ghalieh
The Brain Saw Massacre
“Itfu d-dawl kollu u hallu biss l-spotlights fuqi.”
The little SHIT! He’s stolen OUR European flag, the flag of us Europeanists, which he spat upon right up to 2009.
And by the way, time to reactivate the European Movement. Or is Roderick Pace hedging his bets too?
Gas Chamber Marsaxlokkcare
Jobama (tribute politicion)
Imwieghdu u Inkissru (based on a true story)
The Golden Age of Karmenu Vella
Starvation Nation (in my dreams)
Since Azzopardi did direct a Stargate sg-1 episode, I have to suggest
THE REAL GO’AULD PARASITE: JOSEPH MUSCAT 2013 WHO WOULD HAVE YOU BOW DOWN BEFORE HIM…
Hedonic Adaptation
50 shades of Joey
Lord of the Blings meets the Hobbit, with the Dwarf and Elves for company. An epic of course.
Dr. Who, managed to go back in time, rewrite history and convince the Daleks to team up with him.
Apocalypse Now
Taxes Chainsaw Massacre
Behind Enemy Lines
Liar Liar
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Deceduti
Big Fish
One for the Money, Two for the Show
Catch Me If You Can: The True Story of a Real Fake
http://www.amazon.com/Catch-Me-If-You-Can/dp/0767905385
[Daphne – I had seen the film. It was excellent.]
Joseph and the Amazing Collection of Blue Ties.
Nowhere to hide
Total recall 2013
Thrill seekers
Savage Messiah
Lies and crimes
Joeutopia
According to Mario Philip Azzopardi’s filmography, his first film was Gagga (1971). When Mintoff’s ‘gagga’ became unbearable, he emigrated to Canada.
Now that he seems to be preparing for a homecoming thanks to Joseph, his last film will be State of Perdition.