Campaign advice for Doktor Joseph of josephmuscat.com (il-moviment)
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January 24, 2013 at 5:18pm
Posted by The Shadow:
Kif qed iwieghed tablets ghat-tfal tal-primarja, mhux ahjar iwieghed sett rimmijiet ghal min ghandu karozza armata? Aqta kemm igib voti.
Am I the only one to have noticed that his hair comes and goes? Joseph Muscat, bottom left.
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‘Am I the only one to have noticed that his hair comes and goes? Joseph Muscat, bottom left.’
As do his policies
Maybe it’s got something to do with the phases of the moon. Or with some sort of menses.
It’s Linus, from Peanuts/Charlie Brown. Nice BLUE blanket, and he even has the official campaign dog!
http://bdzoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Linus-Peanuts.gif
Isn’t the guy directly above Joseph, and next to the “arma tar-Repubblika tal-Moviment,” the one to whom Judge Silvio Meli awarded Euro 200,000 as a retirement package?
With his Mercedes SLK 200 Cabrio Compressor, he certainly does not need alloy wheels.
No. I’ve noticed that as well. How can you miss it when in every photo it’s a different scenario?
Goes, more likely, or maybe he’s adopting Sant’s advice on haircare.
Let’s add hair & nail vouchers while at it too.
As do his ‘hair’ brained ideas.
“AM I THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE NOTICED THAT HIS HAIR COMES AND GOES? JOSEPH MUSCAT, BOTTOM LEFT.”
I have it on good authority that it changes according to atmospheric conditions and if you know how to read it you can forecast the weather a week in advance.
Jaqtaghom in-numri tal-lottu? Inaqqas d-deficit.
Well, me being rather on the bald end up on top, and considering how traumatic a bald patch can be for some men, I think one good freebie by a new Labour government should be free hair transplants.
But I must make it clear, it must be nothing short of the real thing. I mean, no fake wigs recognisable from a mile away like we had in 1996-98.
A real hair transplant financed by a new, gay-hugging Labour Movement. It would be more of a vote catcher than tablets which, let us face it, will go to kids without a vote. And any parent willing to vote Labour for a free tablet (remember the Obamaphone video?) is probably Labour already. Only a true Labourite would fall for a gadget gimick like that.
Our dear Joseph should really take my hair transplant suggestion seriously. A little bit of introspection would help him come to a swiift conclusion its benefits.
With so many women now expected to joing the working world thanks to Muscat’s free childcare, it woud be just the right thing tp help bald middle-aged men impress the new lady housewives back out in the working world.
Maybe a year’s subscription in a gym for overweight women could also be another Labour freebie. Get them back in shape, so to speak, and help them hit the road running.
My gosh, when you start thinking of possible Labour freebies, the sky is the limit.
And the best is still to come.
Just cannot wait for Joseph.
His hair. Now you see it, now you don’t.
Kollhu megiks dal Joseph taghna.
Probably it’s because he has different clones and today it’s the mostly hairless one which went out to press the flesh.
It responds to the level of his popularity in the polls.
Just like his wedding ring…
I’ve noticed that his hair is getting wavy. It’s waving good bye to his head.
Joseph and the amazing hair technology.
There must be a Photoshop touch for every photo before it gets published .