Oh dear. Windsurfers do it standing up, and Labour does it in an igloo.

Published: January 11, 2013 at 4:29pm

Labour’s igloo, all set up for this evening’s meeting. So sad that a bad bout of migraine will prevent me from being filmed in the press box by Super One. “SPIKKAT IL-PRESENZA TA’ DEFNI CARUANA GALIZIA.”

But seriously, what are they thinking? That nobody is going to ask questions about how bankrupt Labour suddenly has all this money to spend?

An igloo. Any moment now and JosephObama2013 will be turning up in an all-white open car with a glass case on top, wearing a long white frock.

Kemm huma redikoli jahasra. U redikolu izjed min jivvutalhom.

WE HAVEN’T GOT POLICIES OR PEOPLE, BUT WE’VE GOT A GREAT POLYSTYRENE IGLOO AND A POWER STATION YOU DON’T NEED, BOUGHT THROUGH BYPASSING EU LAW. SO VOTE FOR US.




11 Comments Comment

  1. Nicky Azzopardi says:

    Joseph will try to make his Marsaxlokk cattle believe that the gas hoarding tanks with his plan will be as large as his tinda.

    Which of course, is just another flashy, glossy lie. Costing thousands of euros to rent and set up.

  2. Anna says:

    And he’s now found an innovative idea on how to look taller – by standing on the stairs instead of a soap box or podium.

    http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20130111/elections-news/muscat-promises-to-safeguard-workers-rights.452840

  3. Paul Borg says:

    Buzzieqa kbira li evebtwalment tinfaqa, like their non-policies and non-brains.

  4. Giovanni says:

    I expect Joseph to be on Affari Taghna so that One viewers will not switch to Xarabank and see their dear Konrad get kicked in the ass for yet another time.

  5. xalataboy says:

    I can see it already –

    “Spikkat l-assenza tal-istrategista Defni Caruana Galizia illi, wara li naqset li titla il-qorti minhabba ugigh ta ras, forsi bezghat mill-folla akkanita tghajjat Malta Taghna Lkoll bir-raghwa f-halqa”

  6. bookworm says:

    You should connect to dear Joseph through Skype.

  7. scott brown says:

    Why is it that somehow, whatever the socialist regime does, reminds me of the friza?

  8. bystander says:

    Whale meat again?

  9. Toyger says:

    How much does a structure like that cost? I mean, for heaven’s sake, where are they getting all this money?

  10. Gladio says:

    Joseph is preparing us for the big freeze.

  11. old-timer says:

    Marlene said that “of course we have a contactor” or words to that effect. Between us, contractors do have money and look forward for future contracts.

    Investing in an igloo can have profitable returns.

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