SCOOP. I’ve found JosephMuscat.com’s ‘note to self’ for 11th March
1. Leo Brincat – Ministru tal-Energija u l-Ambjent halli ikolli f’min inwahhal meta ma nrahhasx il-kontijiet tad-dawl u tal-ilma.
2. Evarist Bartolo – Ministru tal-Edukazzjoni u Kultura ghax inqas ma jsir xoghol ahjar halli niffranka il-flus.
3. Karmenu Vella – Turizmu ghax bih u minghajru xorta u t-turisti xorta jigu specjalment jekk jerga jinqala xi gwaj hemm l-isfel.
4. Jason Micallef – Ministru tal-Kommunikazzjoni u ma nistghax nghidulkom ghalfejn. Mank xi hadd jista jisraqomlu.
5. Joe Debono Grech – Ministru tal-Biedja u Sajd ghax Mintoffjan bhali ma nistax nwarrbu.
6. Consuelo Scerri Herrera – Prim Imhallef ghax haqqa xi haga tal-ghinuna taghha.
7. Jose Herrera – Ministru tal-Gustizzja ghax gej minn familja li ghandhom sens ta’ etika m’hawnx bhala.
8. Charles Mangion – Ministru tal-Ekonomija u l-Finanzi ghax il-flus ihobbom.
9. Yana Mintoff Bland – Ministru tal-Artijiet ghax ghanda esperjenza vasta u kuntatti tajbin.
10. Marlene Mizzi – Ministru tal-Intraprizi Zghar ghax mhihiex kapaci tmexxi intraprizi kbar.
11. George Vella – Ministru tal-Affarijiet Barranin ghax allahares nohorgu mill-Ewropa.
12. Gino Cauchi – Kap tax-Xandir ghax bil-hdura forsi jaqtaw l-ghatx tal-Alternattiva.
13. Joe Mizzi – Ministru tat-trasport pubbliku ghax jirkbu kulhadd.
14. Alfred Sant – MEP ghax m’ghandix bzonnu izjed u ahjar inwarrbu minn nofs.
15. Anthony Zammit – Ministru ghas-Sahha ghax ic-cwievet, ktajjen u hbula ikunu f’idejn haddiehor.
16. Marie Louise Coleiro Preca – Sekretarja Parlamentari ghall-isptar Mater Dei ha tiehu hsieb l-imhadded u t-TV bil-kulur.
17. Helena Dalli – Ministru ghall-Impjieg halli tnehhilna dawk li ma jaqblux maghna.
18. Luciano Busuttil – Assistent Ghal Relazzjonijiet Specjali Mal-Libja ghax ma jistax joffendihom izjed milli ghamel s’issa.
19. Silvio Parnis – Sekretarju Parlamentari ghall-Anzjani Nisa ghax l-irgiel jigbru il-pilloli mil-loki huma stess.
20. Louis Grech – bilhaqq, insejtu. Issa nara kif indeffsu x’imkien fejn ma jarah hadd. Meta jispicca Tonio Borg nibghat lilu minflok u nispera li ma jghidx xi cucata fil-grilling session.
JosephMuscat.com selects his cabinet on 11 March.
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Very good comic relief. Thanks.
Insejt lil Toni Abela, Joe Grima Alex Sceberras Trigona. Ahjar jahsiba ftit maj morrux jghamlulu xi bicc a xoghol bhal ma ghamel Franco Debono?
U lil Mallia nesieh? Dak suppost Ministru tat-Toroq (b’enfasi specjali fuq ir-Roundabouts).
Le, gbin. Ghar-roundabouts ghandna lil Konrad. Mela ma qrajtux is-CV tieghu? Ghandu esperjenza vasta minn meta kien ingaggat fl-OPM – ma nafx ghalfejn, frankament!
Manuel Mallia – Ministru tal-Funtani
Il-Ministeru ghal Ghawdex insieh? Anke fil-logo insieh ghax Malta taghna lkoll, imma Ghawdex le ghax l-Ghawdxin Nazzjonalisti hux..
I don’t know whether I should cry or laugh at the thought of it.
Gia ghamiltuha fatta li ser ikun Prim Ministru? Mela ma tafux kemm dal-poplu huwa ipokrita u gakbin.
What a drain on the taxpayer! With such a cabinet no wonder JosephMuscat.com can’t give them an increase in honoraria.
U gadget jibqa B’XEJN ?
Gadget speaker. Issa tara.
An improvement fuq il-bajjad
Lill-bajjad, sewage unclogger u general handyman ghamlulu monument. Komplut bl-arma ta’ Malta Mintoffjana.
Kollox taht amministrazzjoni PN. X’ma jitilfux l-elezzjonijiet….
Reminds me of
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdwj831pd11qewv1lo1_500.jpg
taken from – http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com
That list is fake. Knowing Joseph’s ego, number 1 spot would look something like
1. Joseph Muscat – Prim Ministru ta’ Malta Laburista
But that list makes 21 (including the great il-ginger himself).
What about the others – at least 14 to 16, if not 18, of them by the great il-ginger’s mind-boggling expectations.
U Konrad Mizzi? Ministru tal-gass u lipstick?
The real mystery is Labour’s nominee for president.
I wouldn’t put it past Joseph Muscat to nominate Lawrence Gonzi, as the ultimate insult. The latter, true to form, would accept.
Why not a woman President from the most feminist party?
Who would that be? No, Harry. It’s either Edwin Grech, who’s all but ready for the grave, or some left field candidate.
Labour never nominates anyone to anything not even to the post of latrine attendant unless that anyone is Labour through and through.
Malta taghna Laburisti lkoll.
George Vella – President wara George Abela
Marcus, I agree.
Can just see him on his first official visit to Berlaymont.
Allahares.
U fejn baqgha il-PROFS Edward Scicluna.
Gvernatur tal-Bank Centrali. Issa taraw.
What about Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando, Jesmond Mugliett, Franco Debono and John Dalli – will we see them as Speaker of the House, chairman, President of the republic, consultant …
What about the proposed ambassador and chairmen lists?
Easy.
Norman Hamilton: High Commissioner to London
Reno Calleja: Ambassador to Beijing
Anthony Licari: Ambassador to Paris
JPO: Chairman of MCST (yet again)
Robert Musumeci: Chairman of MEPA or its new incarnation
Nicholas Sammut: CEO of Malta Enterprise
John Bundy: Chairman of Maltasong
Consuelo Scerri Herrera: Prim Imhallef
etc etc etc
What about Konrad Mizzi?
tal-gass
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