Tragi-comic comment of the day
Posted by Jo:
Ah, but you’re jealous, as Marsaxlokk will be so much attractive and tourists will be going there to see the power station and LNG terminal instead of going to Valletta to see the Renzo Piano project.
Perhaps like they did in Mintoff’s time the Socialist Party will be organising motorcycle events on top of the roof of their LNG terminal and power station, possibly with Mary Spiteri singing choice excerpts from Gensna.
Hopefully nothing will split or crack like the Tritons fountain outside Valletta did.
And the Minister of the Sawt can organise coffee mornings beneath both, with the added thrill of a little trip on any passing gas tankers, with free pairs of socks for the men and earrings for the ladies.
I can’t believe that this country is so screwed-up that these two are considered a valid choice for running it.
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The grimesome twosome.
Joseph Muscat is hijacked by Jason……something is fishy….
Will the Mintoff sisters make another claim in court that the storage of gas in tanks makes their villa vulnerable to danger?
Do you know, I think Jo is right. Labour will be great for tourism. I can already envision the ‘Grand Tour of Malta’.
It will start in Tarxien to see birthplace of Great Leader and then to Addolorata to see his sacred resting place.
Then off to Birgu to see the Helsien monument and all the cacti there (very nice, very popular plant in Malta). Waterfront? Who cares.
We will now see big and ambitious project of Maltese Labour government in Marsaxlokk; the gas-powered power station. Over there you’ll also see big tanks and big ships which make a few Maltese people very rich. Malta is progressive country and we build power station quickly in two years.
Now we go to Valletta, buy a lotto ticket, feed the hamiem, and see the Grandmaster’s Palace. Great Leader once made it the country’s Parliament, but stupid Nationalists build ugly modern building you saw in entrance of Valletta and make that Parliament.
We will stop for lunch at great restaurant. Tourists Are Welcome. Barr acuda Fish of the Day.
Let’s go and see nice modern balcony. It is now red, but it will be soon blue. Red not nice but blue very progressive. In this building, many intelligent and genius people come. You will see many women, Labour Party is the most feminist party in history.
We will end the tour with a cup of tea at Mile End where most progressive leader and deputy leader come for coffee.
The great leader was not born in Tarxien but at Bormla
This election is turning into something of an Einstein’s annus mirabilis, full of revelations.
Gensna, Mary Spiteri, Renato… It just occurred to me that Labour, since 1945, managed to construct an unbroken socio-cultural narrative, while PN never had one. No wonder its core vote is unassailable.
Jason controls the crank of the rumour mill (about Joseph obviously).
Speaking about Jason Micallef, a Super One employee told me that Anglu’s resignation and consequently, his refusal to contest the March 9th election is a nightmare for Joseph.
Within the PL it’s a well known secret that Jason Micallef blackmails Joseph Muscat.
If the PL is elected and Jason is also elected on the 11th district, Jason WILL have a ministerial post irrespective whether Joseph and other PL officials like it or not.
Hardcore Labour supporters know that if this is the case, the Labour government may be short-lived as Jason will not hesitate to become the PL’s Franco Debono – with the major difference that within the PL Jason is not just a back bencher and has a lot of supporters.
This is a another reason why, even by itself, Labour will be a catastrophe for this country.
Ah.., but these two are definitely considered a valid choice for ruining it.
The Two Ronnies.
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