Come on, Joseph, it can’t really be THAT small, can it?
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February 14, 2013 at 4:09pm
Look what we’ve found on Joseph Muscat’s Facebook. What an unfortunate choice of wording. The person who wrote it must be VERY naive.
As the bishop said to the actress, ‘My name’s Joseph, and I’m in.’
It sounds like something he might tell Michelle during one of their rare trysts on the living-room sofa – because as she took care to explain while on that feminist show Ilsien In-Nisa/Super One, they don’t have any trysts in bed because the first one to get under the covers drops off before the other one gets there.
Which is just as well, really, given that he’s got to tell her he’s in.
Hysterical.
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Answers to which the question is: “Whatsyourname, are you in yet?”
Every woman past a certain age says the same thing.
It’s somewhat embarrassing, unexpected, yet they’re adamant. One called him sufarell bla bomba.
No wonder Toni Abela was complaining that Simon’s “Banana” is larger than his.
Does that explain why he walks around with a penis-shaped podium ?
It sounds like an opening line from his first AA session.
A very apt statement coming from the little prick.
‘I’m in’, tatties deep.
Sounds like an erotic quote from Fifty Shades of Muscat.
My name is Baxxter I’m getting the fuck out of here.
Let’s go to Canada. New Canadian study: Having sex two times a week cuts a man’s risk of heart attack by almost half’.
Just think four times, Baxxter, I know just the place.
Would ask little Joey, but don’t think he could keep up.
You and Baxxter having sex in Canada? Is there something you’d like to tell us boys? :P
Aha. Now I know why he looks like he’s dressed centre.
JUST IN: Hewlett Packer have released a new app. that is puported to measure the size of ‘manhood’ by correlating to shoe size. It is called ‘The Chubby Checker’.
Since we know little Joey has tiny feet, I will be uploading the app., following him around, and measuring a footstep. The result will be uploaded here.
BTW, the real Chubby Checker of ‘The Twist’ fame is suing HP (not Baxxter) for using his name without authorization.
Fatto !
Gia fatto?
utterly hilarious
You’re in were? Michelle’s jewels? Good God.