Good grief, is Labour now the party of the disastrously uncool?

Published: February 19, 2013 at 12:12am

What a nerdy nightmare. To paraphrase and crib Groucho Marx, I don’t want to belong to any club that will have these as members.

All they need is a zi-up fleece and some nice ankle boots lined in fur, and the picture is complete.

Tal-biki.

Whoever’s orchestrating these ‘we’re in’ images must have been one hell of a ruddy dork when he was that age, if this is how he defines cool and hip and edgy.

Ma kienx f’xi youth group ghal li jista jkun?

Brrrrr. Bring on the folk guitars. Kumb-aya! Yuk.

As my mate Harry says beneath: UNITE ALL DORKS. MALTA IS OURS.

Labour and its crowd is revenge of the nerds, big time. Except when they’re whores, apparently.

The two faces of Labour:

Malta ta l-unkool

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Two of the Snobbies - they've had matching sets of boobs done

One of the Snobbies




21 Comments Comment

  1. Kevin Zammit says:

    Not the “cool” university mates you wanted to hang out with at University in the late nineties. My country has definitely gone to the dogs these days if this is what passes for cool now.

  2. Harry Purdie says:

    Seems he still is a ruddy dork.

    ‘Unite all dorks, Malta is ours’.

  3. Min Jaf says:

    Thing is, the entire charade is all so pointless, as is the case with the dual coloured faces in the group now on the PL billboards, all the participants are dyed in the wool Laburisti, no other type of person would be seen dead in that fake scenario.

  4. Daisy says:

    Tal-genn man! Ara anki l-mobajl fown ta’ Dr Joseph Muscat gie jidher fir-ritratt tal I’m In Nerds.

  5. David says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo9AH4vG2wA

    [Daphne – It still makes me break out in hives. The dork anthem of the 1970s.]

    • Harry Purdie says:

      Went through the ‘Dork Years’ living in Montreal in the early 70s. Used to ambush them, then throw them in the St, Lawrence River. Too bad they could float. (Musta been high.)

      • Linda Kveen says:

        You know, Harry, if there is anything less attractive than a nerd, it’s a bully.

        I don’t think that boasting that in your youth you threw dorks in the ” St Lawrence River” is anything to be proud of.

        I thought you were a better person than this.

  6. sammy says:

    Please! How totally uncool. Kemm huma RENDIM hi.

  7. Min Jaf says:

    Ma marx jaqbes maghhom liebes il-flokk l-ahmar tieghu z-zaghzugh Manwel Mallia? Wara li kien ikun sema’ l-quddies in-Nazzarenu, s’intendi eh.

  8. Grezz says:

    Her “balls” are bigger than Franco’s pony.

  9. H.P. Baxxter says:

    I’d like to propose my services as a Baroque tattoo artist. Can I apply for funds under Valletta 2018?

    Here’s my project proposal:

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4-2CWi4mRP0/TZjHjlaUZlI/AAAAAAAACp4/2ABjxPcSzd4/s1600/1646_World_Map_Kaerius.jpg

  10. Lomax says:

    Ok so to be cool you either have to be a nerd or a whore. No wonder I can never vote Labour. I’m neither one nor the other, but, then again, it seems cool is the new fool.

    Oh God. Help us. And I’m not joking.

  11. Tinnat says:

    As tattoos go, that’s a particularly ugly one.

  12. Manuel says:

    They hardly know of what “I’m in” implies. It implies that they are going to be part of huge klikka, you know, the one that Debono – their hero – was trying to get rid of.

    A klikka not only made up of the diehards Laburisti, but also of those famous turncoats that the PL boast so much about.

    For example, would anyone doubt that in the near future MEPA will issue a development permit somewhere in Mistra?

    Yes sure, they are in, if there is something to grab from Muscat’s huge platter.

  13. Nature's Wrath says:

    When mother nature goes berserk…

  14. Macduff says:

    I don’t understand how that Joseph has the gall to say we’re almost starving, while his followers have all undergone breast augmentation or done tattoos.

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