Kampanja mahmuga u moqzieza/Attakk Fahxi Nr. 1002 – JOSEPH COLOURS HIS SCALP (yes, really)
You know how we’ve all been wondering about Joseph’s magical hair, and how it comes and goes depending on the occasion?
Is it spray-on fluff? Is it a transplant gone wrong? Why does it sometimes look dark in photographs and sometimes not?
Why does he sometimes seem to have more hair than at other times, and why does it seem darker?
Well, if you take JosephMuscatDotCom’s official YouTube video, A Day on the Campaign Trail, pause The Big Gym Scene where he’s talking near a machine branded SWITCHING, and take screen shots then enlarge them, you’ll see that he colours his scalp with some kind of temporary spray that comes out in the wash.
The same spray would also colour his hair, which is why, on the occasions when he seems to have more coverage on top, his hair is also darker.
And I don’t know what it is about these still-grabs (you know how they say that the devil is in the detail) but he looks rather fey.
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We should count our blessings. He could have gone bare chested like Putin.
What is your email address?
[Daphne – [email protected]]
Thanks, Daphne.
Could it be that he has a double?
One is already menacing enough. Please.
No. Certainly not. One is enough to blow the whole world to pieces.
Chin?
In The Sunday Times interview of today he says that his black gym trainers are his favourite possession (WTF). Notice that he specifically mentions their colour. I wonder why! Had someone been reading your blog when you pointed out that he was wearing black shoes in the gym photos?
Yes, they are so favourite to him that he wears them all day long to all occasions. Them Chelsea boots.
This explains why someone pointed out in your blog that he does not shower at the gym.
Excellent detective work, M. The other gym users might think he is bleeding when all that colour is washed onto the shower floor.
Is the Cagliari FC t-shirt a cheap shot at bringing blue and red together?
Any man who is ashamed of his baldness invariably suffers from a massive inferiority complex and visible insecurities and can not be allowed to govern.
This coupled with the fact that he is short and stout and does not look good in sjuts.
He is a real switcher from Milan to Cagliari. If not he might not have been prepared and the instructor provided him wit a left over t-shirt.
The gym machines are also switching.
So the blue-red PN billboard was right. Except that Joseph not only paints his face red, but even the scalp.
Must EVERYTHING be fake?
Enhanced hair.
Fake tan.
Special red-n-blue stripe.
Fake gym sessions.
Fake daily schedule.
For god’s sake, we’re voting for a future prime minister, not a ruddy Celebrity Love Island participant. He seems to think that politics is marketing. That’s because he’s never had to take any decisions at all.
No wonder Michelle said that whoever gets to bed first is asleep before the other comes in. Imagine having sex with a man who dyes his scalp.
A night cap should prevent unwanted stains.
Sex? Hmmm…..