Jew nejja jew mahruqa: from little to large

Published: March 22, 2013 at 12:28am

Nigel Vella

Tired of the jokes about its (recently departed to the Office of the Prime Minister) communications coordinator’s size, Labour has replaced him with the biggest available option.

Cute name, too: Nigel. I’d better start practising.




16 Comments Comment

  1. H. Prynne says:

    Whenever I hear the name Nigel, I can’t help but remember Nigel Planer playing Neil in ‘The Young Ones’.

  2. Fermina Daza says:

    Nigel was a very active Pulse member at uni so this puts to rest the illusion that Pulse have nothing to do with Labour.

  3. P Shaw says:

    Is he related to Dario Vella by any chance?

  4. Min Jaf says:

    X’joghxa Joseph.

  5. Mustaċċun says:

    He used to help out Kurt down at Mile End. With a mentor like that, I can already imagine the gems that we will be treated to…

  6. The Hive says:

    Until last summer he was a barman with Busy Bee in their outside catering functions.

  7. Wilson says:

    We’re only making plans for Nigel
    We only want what’s best for him
    We’re only making plans for Nigel
    Nigel just needs this helping hand
    And if young Nigel says he’s happy
    He must be happy
    He must be happy in his work
    We’re only making plans for Nigel
    He has his future in British steel ……………

  8. admin says:

    And here he is: Nigel Vella, the full report with pics –

    http://www.taghnalkoll.com/?p=205

  9. Malta Taghna Biss - PL says:

    From Mini-me to Fat-Bastard. Malta taghna lkoll.

  10. Grezz says:

    Jider kapaci u intellettwali l-boy.

  11. Gixx says:

    His nickname during junior college days was ‘il-Qronta’.

  12. TROY says:

    Little and large – and the comedy contiues.

  13. old-timer says:

    At least we have to give it to Joseph. He looks after his own. And that is how it should be.

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