Joseph Muscat has emailed me to tell me that I have seven days left to help him change the country
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March 2, 2013 at 6:47pm
He reads this blog, so allow me to address him directly, via this medium.
I voted Yes to EU membership and for the Nationalist Party (repeatedly) to do that, you waxed vagina.
My apologies to the more sensitive of my readers for that last one, but honestly, this man is the pits.
And yes, there’s something very odd happening to his face and that’s exactly what that mouth of his is beginning to look like: the Freudian horror of a (waxed) vagina with gnashers.
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Joseph hasn’t emailed me. This morning, however, I got a phone call from a Labour Party club asking whether I needed transport on election day, or any other form of assistance.
I said that I was fine for the big day, thank you very much, but could they kindly arrange to give me a lift to LIDL in the afternoon, as I needed to do some shopping for the weekend.
The woman appeared to take me seriously, and began making arrangements for the afternoon.
As things then started to get a bit out of hand, I informed her that actually I was tal-Ajkla, and ended the conversation.
You naughty sahhara from Bidnija, honestly you crack me up. Nobody does it better.
Daphne for president says I.
Love it. A waxed cunt with teeth. This pic shows that there is something seriously wrong here. Seems to be contracting something along the lines of encephalitis.
Daphne, you’re SIMPLY THE BEST
Does any one know what change he has in mind?
About change..
“Change for change’s sake, is a recipe for failure”. (Travis J. Hedrick)
“All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward.” (Ellen Glasgow)
And you look like a scarecrow…
[Daphne – I don’t actually, but it would be great if I were that thin again. Sadly (no, not really…) the days of size 6 and 8 are now behind me. But I had good innings.]
Dumbass, (nice moniker), Daphne is a statuesque beauty, absolutely stunning, AND, the most intelligent individual I have ever met, bar none.
[Daphne – How sweet of you, Harry, but I am no longer 30.]
Admiration is timeless.
‘A good innings’ It’s a countable noun.
[Daphne – Yes, you’re right. Cricket isn’t my strong point.]
I wasn’t expecting that.
Thanks for the laugh Daphne.
That Freudian horror reminds me of this film.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/
Now that gives room to a new vagina monologue.
Classic Daphne. I try not to hate in life but… Damn it! I hate that mouth, the smirk and the long litany of lies flowing through it.
Can you imagine how much more prominent it will be when the hair’s finally gone?
THERE IS AIN’T CURE FOR THE GONZI PN. I ALREADY PUT SOME ORANGE JUICE IN THE FRIGE FOR SUNDAY 10 TH MARCH. IT WILL BE A GREAT VICTORY . FIRST FOR THE LABOUR PARTY SECOND FOR THE MALTHESE PEPOLE. BECAUSE HE IS DOING THE SAME WAY AS GADAFFI BELIVE IT OR NOT. ANOTHER DAY PASSED AWAY THANK GOD. AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS GONZI AWAY. MRS DAPHNE SAY HELLO TO YOUR FAMIY & VOTE LABOUR
Why on earth did you have to put the orange juice in the ‘frige’?
I’m sure Joseph Muscat will have a few ice cubes for your orange juice on 10 March.
Tajba, cicco, but don’t mention ice cubes to Lejburisti ghax jaqbadom il-bard.
That is very interesting orange juice that you have in your fridge. You should bottle it and sell it through the Labour Party club in Hal-Safi. Toni Abela won’t breathe a word; neither will Joseph Muscat.
Surely freshly squeezed orange juice is so much better?
Please use spell check next time. OR SHOULD I TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS SO THAT YOU CAN READ IT MORE EASILY?
It actually looks like his lips have been botoxed.
Maybe it’s a JPO experiment gone bad.
Daphne, you rock. Mara bil-bajd tal-hadid daqsekk ghad irid johloq. Keep it up, Daph.
Blast i will never be able to look at Joey’s lips in the same way again
Dear Daphne, I’m sure you are going mad. What are you going to do when Dr. Joseph Muscat become our new Prime Minister.
I am a PN voter. However really discouraged. The win is theirs for sure. Despite the corruption in PL s party, despite that he is impossible to do all that he has promised, Joseph M will win so very unfortunately.