Watch: Marlene takes Joseph to his first EU Summit

Published: March 15, 2013 at 5:25pm

David Cameron always has the best suit. And oh my God, unless my body-language-reading skills are deteriorating fast, I think our Joseph’s attracted to him (see pic below).

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41 Comments Comment

  1. concerned citizen says:

    Willy Wonka and the Chief Oompa-Loompa.

  2. christopher says:

    Sooooooo out of his depth it’s downright pathetic.

    Notice how he lingers near the heavyweights, hoping to get some kind of acknowledgement. Again…pathetic.

  3. Paddling Duck says:

    At his formal meeting with ambassadors to Malta, this morning, George Vella said that this government separates EU affairs from foreign affairs to concentrate more on each.

    WRONG! EU Affairs fell under the PM’s remit i.e. the OPM. EU affairs were never part of foreign affairs… Ma xi dwejjaq!

  4. Jozef says:

    He said he found a ‘familial’ link with ‘David’ yesterday.

    Does Cameron breed poodles?

    Guess who’s into the veto and referenda.

  5. Antoine Vella says:

    Not exactly the centre of attention was he?

  6. Peppa says:

    Familial link, hass u bass.

  7. Bubu says:

    Out of his depth is an understatement.

    I’m shaking my head with embarrassment just watching this video.

  8. AB says:

    Short stumpy legs, big waistline and a pompous ‘look at me’ posture.

    Next time Marlene should throw in a yellow jumpsuit and a red T-shirt and the EU will have its own Winnie the Pooh.

    Ara veru buffu.

  9. Wilson says:

    I don’t know what you are seeing but it’s the rampant inferiority complex of Labour. ‘Il-barrani this and il-barrani that’ has epitomized their politics for decades.

    • Maria Xriha says:

      Does Marlene always look this worn out or would it have come from coaching the PM through the night? Daphne please amplify on her expected role? I would have expected more from her than just hanging around?

  10. ian says:

    Hollande carries a suit almost as badly as Joseph.

  11. TROY says:

    I’m over here, David! David, I’m over here!

    Miskin. The fat little water-pistol is lost among the big guns.

  12. vanni says:

    Best part:

    Have a look from 04.08 onwards.

    See what the woman who had Joseph’s sweaty paw in her hand does, as soon as she turns her back on him.

    • Ghoxrin Punt says:

      hmm…..never thought I would stick up for our dear Joseph, but at least he did not do a 4:44..

      ….hmm….rub hands with glee….. can I grab your bosom madam….

    • Grezz says:

      The expression on her face says it all as she wipes her hand.

    • marks says:

      Even Hollande wiped his hand after meeting Joseph. He must have been sweating like a pig. Huta barra mill-ilma.

  13. Plotinus says:

    His insecurity is portrayed in his fidgeting with his watch.

  14. Lilla says:

    At 5:24 Chancellor Merkel is talking about Joseph’s walk.

  15. Delta says:

    It used to be funny to laugh at Muscat’s conduct in these sort of events until he represented the Labour Party.

    Now though he’s representing Malta and the Maltese and I find it utterly tragic.

    • Jozef says:

      Forsi Deborah tifhem kif ‘il-laburisti jhammrulna wiccna.’

      Xoqq l-gharaq ghalih.

      Basta zzattat, hemm ikollu joqghod, jahdem. X’biza’.

  16. Pepe' says:

    Joseph looks into David’s big eyes as if hoping for the text to start scrolling.

  17. H.P. Baxxter says:

    I think I’m starting a line in motivational posters:

    http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator36fd95f64f42b16ad207da5484ce1dca42cbf279.jpg

  18. freefalling says:

    Simply boils down to breeding and Joseph Muscat simply does not have what it takes.

  19. Artemis says:

    Muscat looked like the new boy on his first day at school who’s just found out he’s going to be David Cameron’s fag.

  20. Mark M says:

    I am reminded of this scene of Peter Sellers from The Party

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fICVCI6EfQ

  21. Libertas says:

    His shirt when he’s sitting down… he’s decidedly fat.

  22. Tony says:

    Charismatic Joseph Muscat was the toast of the EU in Brussels. Little wonder nobody remembers there was another PM called Gonzi. This Joseph who took Malta by storm attracted all the attention in Brussels. Even his former ‘enemies’ took to him. Malta Belongs to us all and if the DGG does not want to accept it she could lump it

  23. Claudette says:

    M’ghandux x’jaqsam ma’ l-artiklu imma innutajt li juzaw flixkien tal-hgieg.

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