Please, will somebody in the press do me this little favour?
Jeffrey celebrating the Labour victory that made the man who cuckolded him for years in secret a cabinet minister, and the ex wife he despises and doesn’t speak to, his ‘ministerial double’.
Will some nice, sweet, kind reporter please do me a massive favour and ring up Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando to ask him what he thinks about his much-hated ex-wife being asked by the prime minister, his friend Joseph Muscat, to deputise for her lover the health minister, the very man who cuckolded him for years before he found out?
Of course, you needn’t go into that level of detail. Just ask him what he thinks about Marlene and Godfrey serving as a ‘double minister’.
I would do so myself, but I cut him dead some years ago now. To make things easier and quicker, here’s his number: 9949 0084.
It would be strange, wouldn’t it, if nobody from the press rings him to see what he thinks about this. They rang him every five minutes before the election to see what he thinks about practically everything.
But maybe Jeffrey will tell us on Facebook.
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If I were him, I would be fuming at the moment especially with what I assume is the Sicilian mentality of considering women as a mere possession of the man.
He must hate your guts each time you remind him of being cuckolded by a more successful man than he is.
There is only one way out of this, Jeff – go and hit the Earl Grey, again.
Now we have Godfrey Farrugia a more successful man than Jeffrey and Joseph Muscat a more successful man than Franco. And who will be the third leg of this tripod ghax fuq tlieta toqghod il-borma?
What do you mean hit the Earl Grey again. He has not been off it for ages.
The gods have a sense of humour.
Some one please send him a big box of pins – and a couple of rag dolls labelled Godfrey and Marlene to stick the pins into.
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