A nursery rhyme for bed-time
Published:
May 27, 2013 at 10:50pm
Sent in by a reader calling himself Anselmo:
Humpty Dumpty on a podium leapt.
Humpty Dumpty’s button snapped.
The button popped,
A private plopped,
And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men,
Couldn’t bring him back again.
…Or fasten that jacket.
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Propja Censu z-zatat.
When was the last time he could see his weener?
[Daphne – He probably doesn’t want to, David. Something tells me that it can’t be too prepossessing.]
The other disgraced Weiner is running for mayor of NYC. Perhaps our own ‘Crazy Frog’ (remember his little weener?) should pose in his briefs also. Possibly Omar, the tent-maker, could contribute.
Humpty Dumpty stood on his stage,
Humpty Dumpty hiding his age.
All the clown’s tailors with all their fine lace
Couldn’t fix Humpty’s coat buttons in place.
Why is a minister receiving an army salute? He represents government, not the state.
Some talk of Atkins’ diet, some talk of wine and cheese
Of course they’d rather fry it in a tub of lard and grease.
But of all the world’s great zeros there’s none that can compare
With a tow row row row row row to General Ball of Sleaze.
This fat fuck in sunglasses ne’er saw a cannon ball
Nor can he for that matter glimpse his own balls at all
But our brave boys do know it and and banish laughter’s tears
Sing tow row row row row row as the waddling hog appears.
So funny, Baxxter, a fat fuck in shades. reviewing the ‘troops’.
Have a soldier buddy, who was one of the ‘reviewees’, told me yesterday, that they did well to contain and constrain their giggles and smirks as the Honourable Gentleman did his ‘walk past’
However, once the bullfrog waddled off, the guffaws were unleashed.
I like that smug half-smile (forced and farcical) on his fat face.
I once was in court and during some litigation Humpty Dumpty retorted: Xi hsibtuna hawn, wara s-suq?
Oh, the irony.
Now that the Monti will be moving to Ordnance Street, Manuel will be literally living wara s-suq, both when he is at home (Hastings area) as well when he is in parliament.
It’s a pity they don’t sell suits at the market. It would have been easier for him to try on a couple of suits in larger sizes.
Kenneth Zammit Tabona could have been roped in to help. Such a short distance from the theatre.
Humpty Dumpty stood on a podium in his XXXL suit,
With his top button, in position, ready to shoot.
Threescore Clowns and threescore more,
Couldn’t Humpty Dumpty’s jacket restore.
Never thought I’d see Daphne endorsing the rhyming of ‘leapt’ with ‘snepped’ :)
I can imagine the AFM personnel having a good laugh between themselves later on at this ludicrous man.
Kim-Mal-Li-A, Supreme Leader of the Democratic Socialist People’s Republic of Malta
He reminds me of Napoleon from Animal Farm.