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May 28, 2013 at 10:51pm
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“Michelle ghamlitli bicca ross fil-forn daqs dan.”
The first couple promoting test tubes.
‘I used to be this big, but then I got married’.
“He’s my puppet on a strink.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXa9tXcMhXQ
“Marelli, Joseph sar qisu r-robot ta’ Jason.”
“Wahhalnilhom wiehed daqshekk.”
“Jekk thalli barra l-dawk li deheru fuq il-billboard, lil kumplament kollha li emmnuna qabel l-elezzjoni, wahhalilhom wiehed….. daqshekk.”
“Joseph, qed taghmilha ta’ chincherbrettmen jew tat-Tin Men tal-Wissard of Oss?”
And I grab her like that and say “Come here baby”.
“Joqghodu jghidu li Jason bla kukki , imma spicca wahhalli wiehed daqshekk!”
Best one of the lot!
“And the tin soldiers walked like this in front of Manuel.”
“Imbaghad, Mich, qbadt lil-Kurt minn ghonqu, hekk ara, u ghidtlu, Kurt, ghidtlu, ejja halli nghidu kelma rasi w rasek.”
“In Malta the sun it is danger. Look, how hot. Look at dis one. He going to burn.”
“Michelle, I really must have potatoes in my blood.”
“My God, is that my zarbun?”
“Keith! Keith! What have you fed him!”
“Nipprezentalkom il-tablets li weghedkom qabel l-elezzjoni”
“This is the way my wife likes it.”
“And then I said to them, look, why don’t I use my own car and you pay me 7,000 euros a year for doing so?”
http://youtu.be/YAnyYTjjhJ0
“U imbaghad Toni dahal fil-kcina wara l-bar u sab blokka silg fiha daqshekk.”
“Not tonight, Michelle. I must save myself for Jason.”
“You wouldn’t believe the size of Franco’s cock.”
“Meta nitilghu Brussels din id-darba lil Kurt niehduh hend luggage, ghax nahseb ma fihx izjed minn daqshekk.”
“Michelle, untangle my strings, there are too many people pulling at them.”
U emmnuni, wara dak il-bluff kollu tar-road maps, costings u kuntratti fissi taz-zejt ghal ghaxar snin, imniehri spicca twal … b’daqshekk.
The best.
Love it.
Grazzi sinjuri. U issa ghall-illuzzjoni li jmiss, b’dedikazzjoni specjali ghal-FAA, mix-xejn se nohloq zewg sulari fuq kull lukanda.
A lone clap is better than a single herp.
“…then I grabbed her and played her like a harp, Mich. Now imagine, had she truly been a witch…”
“And then I harped on about the roadmap, but hey, wot di hack.”
“Ara x’ lussu! Tefghatli gbejna fis-soppa tal armla.”
“Mich, qalbi, bamballi wiehed daqs dan Jason.”
“Kemmu hu helu Joey tieghi, dejjem jiccajta. Ara ha ncappcaplu wahda ghax vera jdahhaqni. Nispera li vera cajta, ghax xi kultant nahseb li mhux wiehed bamballu.”
“Ridt lil Lou Bondi fil-V18 biex lil Jason inwahhallu wiehed daqshekk”
“How big shall I say it is? Something like this? No Mich, bigger, like this, people will believe a big lie sooner than a small one. Think of Malta Taghna Lkoll, that worked didn’t it?”
“…and we were this close to being found out BUT the different groups actually thought it was a GOOD thing to keep our pre-electoral agreements secret, you know, just like abusers tell their victims that the abuse is ‘love’ but they should not tell anyone.”
“Missek rajt zaqq Manuel Mallia f’dak ir-ritratt.”
“U imbaghad ghamlu bilbort b’imniehri daqshekk.”
“Ajma jaharsa, min ghalih kulhadd jiffansjah. Anki jien sirt bil-kemm nista’ nissaportieh.”
After a lovely night out at Beppe Hili’s, with rather too much to drink, Joseph does his famed robot trick while Michelle laughs heartily. Meanwhile, Beppe leaves the room for more supplies of Averna.
http://www.maltarightnow.com/?module=news&at=Il%2DPrim+Ministru+jonqos+milli+jwie%26%23289%3Beb+mistoqsija+sempli%26%23267%3Bi&t=a&aid=99847568&cid=58
The code of ethics allows for lecturing at university.
Just ask yourself why you birdbrains.
1. “Fiddling while Rome burns”
2. Comparing the largest appendages they’ve ever handled
http://maltarightnow.com/default.asp?module=news&at=Il-Prim+Ministru+ju%26%23380;a+kliem+%E2%80%98infeli%26%23267;i%E2%80%99+kontra+r-regoli+tal-Kamra&t=a&aid=99847539&cid=58
Bdejna.
Perhaps Joseph and Michelle are having a post-mortem after a candlelit dinner hosted by the Pufta tac-Coff and are imitating the various limp-wristed antics they were bored to distraction with.
Lill-poplu Malti wahhaltlu wiehed daqshekk u se jkollu jitqanna bija ghal 5 snin, dejjem jekk ma jigrilix bhal Fredu
“I stepped off the podium in the Gnejna Bay car park to a standing ovation from the delighted boathouse owners, following my promise that ‘Malta Taghna Lkoll’ really meant fuck-all to the Labour Party. It was just a slogan I coined after reading Michelle’s copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.
Walking towards my Alfa I noticed Franco Debono sunbathing naked, the nudists having insisted I deliver on my promise to meet the needs of minorities. I scurried towards my old school chum and complemented him on the size of his pony. But then I remembered that I’m a married man, and that fantasies are best confined to fashionable books read on planes and in airports. So you see, Michelle, I’m back.”
“And then I said, ‘Malta taghna lkoll,’ and they believed it.”
“I think I might have exaggerated with the make-up. His face appears a bit …fake.”
X’fijja billi dbazwar l-hawn u dbazwar l-hemm..
Bazwar ftit min hawn u bazwar ftit min hemm, fl-ahhar irnexxielna niehdi l-gvern. Bravu.
Zowie: U dak, hawn x’jismu. Il-marelli kif insejt.
Mich: Ehhhh jaqaw Willie?
Zowie: Iva, iva. Willie Mangion.
Isn’t Joseph too old to be dancing Gangnam style?
“That Jackie Chan movie was fantastic!”
“My haaasbint … he’s spexxal.”
“I love it when you throw those groovy shapes.”
We`ve really shafted this country twice over.
We will approve of nothing smaller than this for Etoile and Soleil when they get married.