Now he’s got the nudists agitating at his door for their pound of flesh (sorry…)

Published: May 28, 2013 at 9:18pm

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  1. admin says:
    May 28, 2013 at 9:19 pm

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Legalize-Nudist-beaches-and-topless-bathing-in-Malta/559937837361952

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    • Dickens says:
      May 29, 2013 at 1:43 am

      That link should come with a health warning. One risks dying of laughter after browsing that blog.

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      • Lestrade says:
        May 29, 2013 at 7:27 pm

        Two of the proposed resorts are along the Coast Road. That’s all drivers need to cause more accidents whilst having a peek, missus permitting.

  2. H.P. Baxxter says:
    May 28, 2013 at 9:52 pm

    That explains Emmy Bezzina’s presence at the Great Leader’s European jaunt.

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    • Grezz says:
      May 28, 2013 at 10:21 pm

      I really can’t handle the thought of Emy Bezzina in the buff.

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      • H.P. Baxxter says:
        May 28, 2013 at 11:25 pm

        Is there any difference? The man is ridiculous whichever way you dress him up. It says much about the Maltese that he was allowed to practise law and that he became a household name to boot.

      • Lestrade says:
        May 29, 2013 at 12:06 pm

        In the Xandir Malta years, he used to have an “agony aunt” show on TV.

      • H.P. Baxxter says:
        May 29, 2013 at 12:54 pm

        I know. There was a minor scandal when he started focussing on sexual topics: “nispjegaw l-uzu tal-vajbrejter”, as he put it.

        He strikes me as a bit of a perv, what with his live opera-singing antics while kissing his guest’s hand (a woman, I hasten to add) and his cosmic energies.

        How such a ludicrous, bombastic man could ever be granted a lawyer’s warrant is beyond me. The legal profession is not for loonies. But then this is Malta.

  3. ciccio says:
    May 28, 2013 at 10:02 pm

    Good. Why should a lady have to sunbathe naked next to a trapper’s hide?

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  4. Finding Nemo says:
    May 28, 2013 at 10:03 pm

    Everybody wants a piece of him. Ugghh sorry! Bad visual! Bad visual!

    Will Deborah tad-Divorzju bounce and jiggle her bits about too?

    [Daphne – Why Deborah, in particular? Most of them are utterly appalling. I mean, the Minister of Police, Army, Justice and Broadcasting looks disgusting in full rig, let alone naked.]

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  5. CPortelli says:
    May 28, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    How about Franco and his cock?

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  6. kev says:
    May 29, 2013 at 1:21 am

    Did you know that in the mid-80s, on KMB’s watch, police standing orders were that no action be taken against topless bathers.

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    • john says:
      May 29, 2013 at 5:29 pm

      Nevertheless, Mrs German continued to patrol the Sliema beach front and issue admonishments.

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      • Lestrade says:
        May 29, 2013 at 7:22 pm

        Since the main culprits were from continental Europe, the admonishment issued by these patrols was in a mish-mash of English, bad Italian and sign language in a shrill high pitched voice (tipo Astrid Vella).

  7. Paul Bonnici says:
    May 29, 2013 at 3:21 pm

    Can you imagine Minister Mallia going starkers to cut the ribbon on the inauguration day of the nudist beach?

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    • observer says:
      May 29, 2013 at 8:25 pm

      No. Mallia’s function would be that of standing guard (together with his privates, of course) outside the perimeter of the nudist beaches – thus ensuring that no clothed creature would enter the hallowed grounds.

      The official ‘opening function’ would, of course, fall to his elder. i.e. the creature responsible for tourism,

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  8. Daffid says:
    May 29, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    I must have missed the bill-boards on this one.

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  9. Giov.DeMartino says:
    May 29, 2013 at 6:33 pm

    Mur arah lil Cyrus

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