How Big is your Pony? Update on the latest activities of the Law Commissioner and Chief of Constitutional Reform

Published: May 28, 2013 at 10:03pm
Franco Debono kills off the Big Pony trade in Malta, overnight.

Franco Debono kills off the Big Pony trade in Malta, overnight.

This country is a bit of a farce, don’t you agree?

Franco Debono has been given a job as Law Commissioner and Chief of Constitutional Reform and the prime minister says it’s a part-time commitment which is why he is ‘allowed’ to maintain his practice as a defence lawyer for criminals.

How reviewing Malta’s entire body of laws and the Constitution can ever be done on a part-time basis, especially by somebody who spends his days strutting like a demented cock up and down Republic Street and South Street, is beyond me.

Meanwhile, let’s get updated on what the Law Commissioner and Chief of Constitutional Reform has been up to. Today, a drug trafficker who is serving a 21-year prison term and who has been fined €70,000, petitioned the European Court of Human Rights, claiming his human rights were breached because he had no lawyer available while he was interrogated.

His petition is signed by Franco Debono and another three lawyers.




23 Comments Comment

  1. Gahan says:

    Frankie is in a position to create a situation where he can free his client.

    • Harry Purdie says:

      Yes, he will employ his stop cock in order to derail justice.

    • Mister says:

      Wasnt it Franco Debono himself who created this loophole?

      Hadn’t he thrown a tantrum that he wouldn’t vote with the government at that time?

      I`m trying to look for the newspaper reports.

  2. Dumbo says:

    It seems that his pony is set to get bigger with the Monti hawkers being moved next to his doorstep.

  3. gil says:

    The bigger the pony the smaller the…

    Socialists just love others to be socialist, but for themselves…oh no, only the biggest of ponies will do for them to strut their stuff in.

    In north-eastern Italy they call this ‘voio ma no poso’.

  4. Alf says:

    I think his PONY is as big as Manwel Mallia’s PRIVATE.

  5. J. Borg says:

    Franco Debono defending the rights of the righteous!

    What a complete and utter jerk.

  6. Bubu says:

    My feeling is that Debono was given the job by Muscat to shut him up, keep him occupied and, of course, spite Gonzi. But when push comes to shove, Debono will be doing nothing particularly interesting with the law reform and all that.

    Muscat would delegate the really meaty parts to somebody he trusts – in secret. He would then impose those changes on Debono, of course making him think that they were Debono’s ideas in the first place. Debono is stupid enough to fall for this and Muscat is definitely devious enough to pull it off.

    In this way, when the proverbial excrement collides with the aeration device, Muscat has his scapegoat and Debono goes down in flames at exactly the time Muscat no longer needs him.

  7. Black jeans says:

    X’qed tippretendi Daphne? Li ma jezercitax il-professjoni tieghu jew? Il-problema hi li ftit huma l-avukati li ghandhom l-istess livell ta’ intelligenza li ghandhom hu.

    By the way prova igbed daqsxejn l-attenzjoni lir-ragel tieghek sabiex forsi flok jeans faded iswed fuq il-glekk jibda jilbes qalziet. Nahseb ikun aktar addattat. Fil-kaz jista` jiehu ezempju minn Debono ghax fuq hwejgu zgur ma tistax tikkritikah. Jew forsi Peter waqa` daqsxejn lura fil-finanzi issa peress li naqsulu r-retainers li kien jiehu minghand il-gvern precedenti?

    [Daphne – Hello yet again, Franco. ‘Black jeans’ has the same IP number as ‘Tony Abela’ and ‘Carmen Brincat’. As for the rest of your comment, it might not have occurred to you, because you come from a very different world, that it is only those with a corrosive social inferiority complex, like you, who feel the pressing need to wear a suit to prove they are a lawyer and that they should be taken seriously. Also, I suspect you are seriously aggravated because he pointed out to you repeatedly that brown shoes must never be worn with a suit (he was too polite to add “unless one is a peasant at a wedding”) and asked you when you are going to invest in a pair of proper black lace-ups. Now pop along to Cordina’s and invest in some tuna toast while random men listen to your rants as though mesmerised, while privately thinking what a fixated sicko you are. My husband does not have government retainers. He has a private practice in a field of law you cannot even hope to understand because it is beyond you and your world of drug-dealers.]

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      Hello Franco. Fuq il-hwejjeg, emminni, hemm HAFNA x’tikkritikalek.

      Per ezempju l-fatt li meta wiehed ikun ohxon, polo shirt issikkat huwa l-ahhar haga li ghandu jilbes.

    • Stephen Borg Fiteni says:

      Dear Franco,

      If only you could see how ridiculous you are giving yourself compliments by posting comments using fake names. Gloating is a sign of insecurity and you are showing the world that you are not so sure of yourself.

      Why don’t you post a comment using your own name and actually address Daphne’s criticism? You have the mind of a child.

      A 40-or-50-something-year-old should know better. Now that I know you’re so childish and stupid, I can safely assume that you won’t actually be writing the new Constitution even though Labour have put you in charge of the reform.

      Also, regarding what you said, I have yet to hear of any of these supposed “scandals” and I don’t know why you hate George Pullicino so much. However, now that you are working with Labour, surely you must realize what a corrupt bunch these people are.

      It’s ironic how you complained about a lack of meritocracy within the Nationalist administration. Can you honestly tell me that Labour has delivered what it promised in that sector? Or that PL is less ‘corrupt’ than PN? If you answered yes to any of the above two questions then you are either lying or delusional.

      Worst wishes,
      Stephen Borg Fiteni

    • Neil says:

      ‘OWNED!’

      What a loser you are Franco (Tony/Carmen/Black jeans) Debono – it would be hilarious if it wasn’t so pathetic.

  8. Carmen Brincat says:

    Daphne, don’t you have anything more interesting to do during the day instead of stalking Debono?

    Why don’t you write something about the scandals that were committed within the ministry of George Pullcino? I think it would be more interesting to know how public funds were spent instead of the whereabouts of Debono.

    [Daphne – Hello again, Franco. If you are going to bother posting multiple comments in false names, at least bother to move to a different internet network. Carmen Brincat and Tony Abela have an identical IP number. Not very bright.]

  9. Tony Abela says:

    Daphne, I think that you are getting obsessed with Debono and this because he managed to topple the government and you couldn’t do anything to save your beloved party from suffering the defeat of 9th March.

    And let’s be honest, Debono did his utmost to cause that great defeat to the PN. In fact from the fifth district the one he used to get elected from, the PN only managed to elect one candidate.

    [Daphne – Hello, Franco. Still wearing out a groove in Republic Street, then? Have a pastizz on me.]

  10. CIS says:

    Daphne, the best comments here are your replies to Franco. Makes me wonder who is the lawyer? Your writing is 99% and your answers 100%.

  11. Josette says:

    If Tony Abela, Carmen Brincat and Black Jeans are all Franco then, my God what a big head (and a sicko) he is.

    Thank God there aren’t that many lawyers with his level of intelligence – a level can be high or low and his level of intelligence is definitely on the lower side. And each every time he says something, he confirms this.

    He attributes the PN loss of an MP in the 5th district to himself when there were other candidates, who used to get a lot more personal votes than him (he didn’t have any – he targetted only known PN voters and never tried to get the Pary one extra vote) and who did not contest the 5th district this time – Louis Galea, Ninu Zammit and, most of all, Hermann Schiavone.

    He actually phoned known PN voters before the election to see what they thought of him contesting (I think as an independent candidate) and he got quite a ticking off from some of them.

    Maybe the three personas he is using are just a manifestation of his serious psychological problems. Ranting x3 rather than x1.

  12. Tinu says:

    Keep it low, Law Commissioner, you’re finished!

  13. Mister says:

    Frankie and his multiple personalities…. but don’t worry, our Constitution is in good hands. Joseph said so.

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