An iced bun for that Andy Ellul
Policeman-turned-criminal-lawyer Andy Ellul, brother to Sharon Ellul Bonici, Joseph Muscat hanger-on and one of Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando’s best friends (see him here celebrating the Labour victory on March 10 at Jeffrey’s house) has been appointed secretary to the board at St James Cavalier.
Mur ara kemm jifhem fl-arti u t-teatru. The cultural crowd must be so impressed.
This shrunken weasel doesn’t even know how to behave in civilised society. He has the manners of an animal. A couple of years ago he hit one of my sisters in the stomach and shoved her aside so that he could barge through a door ahead of her.
Then a few weeks ago, I held a courtroom door open (they swing back and forth) so that I could go out, and the wretched little cur barged through in the opposite direction, behaving as though I’d held the door open for him.
“Brought up in a barn by a couple of savages, were you?” I said loudly, within earshot of the assembled lawyers. “Didn’t mummy and daddy teach you not to barge through ahead of others, and particularly not women? No doors at home, then?” Then I realised he probably doesn’t know what a barn is.
Andy Ellul’s other friend, Jose Herrera – obviously, the one who stuck him on this board, given that he’s responsible for kulcher – told us yesterday that we’re going to have three carnivals.
Well, at all three, King Carnival should be kitted out as a major ham, because his carnival reign of hamallagni has certainly begun.
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Biex jitbellhu u jaghmlu l-parties bil-maskri tajbin. Nahseb fuq l-arti u l-kultura qieghed!
Jose Herrera is so enthusiastic about having three Carnivals each year that he is going to extend the reign of King Carnival to four months.
La JAQQQ, ghax ma tmurx tghix f’xi pajjiz iehor fl-UE, issa mhux cittadin/a Ewropeja int ??? U oqghod stenna s-snin sa kemm il-poplu jiggennen u jtella l-Xmun tal-grocer !
Min qallek li l-poplu ma igenninx, Eddy? Specjalment meta telaw lil Jose Herrera?
Only three carnivals? Let’s have more.
Ha jkolli naqbel mieghek.
MAAA….. JAQQQ!
X’HAMALLGNI TA’ NIES.
X’HAMALLAGNI TA’ PARTIT.
X’HAMALLAGNI TA’ GVERN WIKKEWNA BIH.
L-ahhar wahda hija l-proposta ta’ TLIET KARNIVALI.
Ghal min ghadu ma ntebahx: Daqshekk huma tan-n*j* daw’ in-nies.
Er, is this Quatrain No. 3 come true? The one about Valletta 2018?
Three carnivals? Talk about the commoditisation of ‘kulcher’…
The other ‘hamallu’ holding the placard is his brother, ex-inspector John Charles Ellul. Il-vera GAKBIN. Nesa kemm gawda taht il-PN, ISSA Taghna Lkoll.
And still nothing for Kevin Zammit Tabona?
They remind me of ‘Eyes wide shut ‘ . But at least the Perit and his lot are not naked.
Daphne, please stop torturing us with these pictures. They are simply stomach churning.