Hot update on the Minister for Lapdancing’s beautiful birds
The caged birds in Minister Chris Cardona’s lobby
Minister Chris Cardona has adorned the entrance hall of Palazzo Zondadori in Valletta, which houses the Ministry for the Economy, Investment and Small Businesses, with a fetching white plastic cage with an incorporated pedestal, containing some beautiful birds – though unfortunately not the kind who will give him a quick lapdance when he struggles back from a testing engagement in which his IQ is severely tried, making him feel inadequate as a man.
The birds are conveniently located just next to the fire extinguisher, so when things get really hot, they can just reach out through the bars and give the Honourable Minister a quick blast.
I note from the newspaper reports a couple of days ago that the Minister for Justice, the Police, the Army and Broadcasting is set to examine the rules under which lapdancing clubs operate.
Why did I get the feeling that this would be one of the first pressing requirements that the new government would look act?
Chris Cardona is a BIG fan of lapdancing, so he must be absolutely delighted.
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Lord give me strength.
No creature (other than human miscreants) should be caged – least of all a bird. Not at all progressive of the minister.
Not just a big fan and client….enough said for now.
A caged bird is such a sad picture it’s amazing how people can enjoy it.
[Daphne – Oh amazing, a shared opinion at last, Kevin.]
Is this the Kev who used to keep caged chincillas talking?
Like that, Kevvy, you mellowing?
Suggest you strip off image properties before posting – this one was taken by an IPhone 4S……like mine :)
[Daphne – Why bother.]
Now that is just awful.
Now what does that plastic white pedestal remind me of?
It would make a great podium for Kurt.
How bloodytacky!
I suppose it won’t be long before one of these tacky ministers – or Mrs Michelle Muscat of The High Society – installs one of those tacky, ceramic-with-gold water fountains in some previously-elegant Valletta office.
At least the ‘white pedestal’ matches the furniture and the bird matches the painting. See… sense it makes!
Set that bird free.
Very sick person indeed!
When I first glanced at the photo I thought “what’s a batroom sink doing in a hallway?” Let’s face it, it’s horrible.
What is it with Chris Cardona and lap dancing? Didn’t catch the story from the beginning?
[Daphne – He haunts lapdancing clubs, though he may have been persuaded to stop now that he is a cabinet minister.]
Liking lap dancing translates into an absent IQ which means an empty vessel as a Minister.
The bird is probably part of the Economy Minister’s effort to cut costs on the Ministry’s PR and communication team as part of an effort to bring the deficit down from the 3.7% as planned by the Minister of Finance.
It’s the new officer in charge of Cardona’s tweets on Twitter.