Next time I find the Homicide Squad at my gate with an arrest warrant on election eve, I’ll say “But I didn’t order take-out.”
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June 30, 2013 at 11:26pm
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So a traffic policeman stopped a car at the Kappara junction and the driver said to him, “Ma taghmilliex pjacir u fuq ir-radio tordnali pizza funghi u jekk ghandek xi menu spare napprezza.”
Complementary….on the house from the management.
Have you heard the latest? The village of Burmarrad got the Pope’s benediction, since JM couldn’t attend to his village feast he had to do something… So instead of discussing the amendments to the 1992 Church-State agreement he spent the time discussing a small time village feast of some 500 people while his twins and an entourage of freeloaders got to chat with the Pontiff and eat some spaghetti carbonara.
Ftira, froga bil-bacon m’ghandniex ghax ma baqalniex bajd.
Can I order soup and selit, like Joseph?
“Ghandna xi speciality ghall-llum?” Iva, llum ross, il-bajd mal-patata, sir.
Witty! Love it.
Can’t wait untill they arrive at my door. (if the fools can find it, won’t be so easy as the last time)
Hope they bring a burrito from their kitchen. Will offer them a margarita. (She’s in the bedroom.)
Knock knock
“Who’s there?”
“Irish stew.”
“Irish stew who?”
“Irish stew in the name of the name of the law!”
Mallia has embarrassed the Prime Minister and the nation. Jokes aside, the minister and the police commissioner should resign immediately.
They have no respect for the police force. Instead of using them to enforce the laws they didn’t think twice to have them wait tables. Work that is outside of their realm. Pitiful.
Mallia will always be remembered for this fiasco for many years to come.
Jien u nsuq smajt ‘hawn tad-doughnuts’ warajja u bqajt sejjer. Imbaghad irrejalizzajt li kienet s-sirena tal-Pulizija.
The police cars should change the number plates from GVP to KFC
To serve and protect
I got my just desserts. I was remanded in custardy.