The Maltese are such a very attractive people, wouldn’t you say?

Published: June 23, 2013 at 11:10pm

Not to put too fine a point on it, if you’re starting out with the height, shape and face from hell, at least take some lessons in carriage. It makes all the difference.

Look at the way they hold themselves, my God. Slop, slip and slide about, and feet and knees at all angles.

At least Carmen Sammut is trying, which is lucky for us (and for her), because with a skirt that length if she didn’t keep her knees together and her legs at the ‘Diana’ angle, we’d be able to see right up it and we don’t want that.

And I can’t understand what’s going on with Marie Louise Coleiro Preca. She used to fancy herself as a bit of a heartbreaker, but nowadays she always looks as though she’s auditioning for the part of a butch SS guard or a nun who’s been defrocked for having a fling with the gym mistress.

Make an effort, madam. You’re representing your country now.

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7 Comments Comment

  1. J Agius says:

    Previous post: Muscat and Leo with Tancred Tabone.

    Photo above: Muscat and Leo both sitting near Tarcisio Mifsud.

    Both from the oil scandal.

  2. anthony says:

    Terrible.

    We Maltese are nothing as awful as the atrocious people who mean to represent us and who regularly appear on the media.

    These two pics are very unrepresentative.

    80% of the individuals shown are monsters.

    The lady minister has a BMI of around 35.

    The Herr Minister is more of a garden gnome.

    In reality, the state of affairs in the country as a whole is much, much rosier and prettier.

    And thank God for that.

  3. Min Jaf says:

    People in Labour gatherings always look bored and glum. Whether or not Labour is in government, they are constantly fed, and feed, a diet of misery, disaster, and bad news.

    Marie Louise Coleiro is probably still worrying herself to death about the missing soap dish that she considered important enough to justify calling a media conference.

  4. Harry Purdie says:

    Remember the film, ‘Soylent Green’? These people look ready for the muncher.

  5. gil says:

    The Social Policy Minister could turn a Sherman tank into road-kill.

  6. Paul Bonnici says:

    I disagree with slightly on this Daphne. When I visit Malta, which is rare, I am struck at the beauty of some young people. I think you are referring to middle-aged people here.

    Something which makes people ugly is their lack of good manners, this is not lacking in Malta.

  7. ken il malti says:

    The old fellow with the striped tie is the owner of the finest wig on the island.

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