Come on, Jeffrey – go running to the prime minister and demand that he shuts me up

Published: August 5, 2013 at 8:26pm
hahahahahahaha - once a total gh*xx, now a total c*nt. And sorry, but I really couldn't resist that.

hahahahahahaha – once a total gh*xx, now a total c*nt. And sorry, but I really couldn’t resist that.

I have another idea: why not go on Super One again and say that I’m bankrolled by the Nationalist Party from its deep and enormous coffers?

Or how about this: demand to see the prime minister and then make incredible scenes because nobody is stopping me from talking about you.

Another tactic that you could try: ring up everybody in politics who knows me and issue threats and ultimatums.

Or join forces with your new Marrakesh friend the Law Commissioner and B52 the prime minister with thousands of text messages demanding that all criticism of you both ceases at once.

Come closer, Jeffrey, and I’ll toss you a bottle of that hair-dye you stopped using. Try drinking that for a new high.

Those who need to know the precise meaning of the British slang c*nt when used to describe a man rather than the female anatomy need not bother with an online dictionary.

You have the perfect example here.




29 Comments Comment

  1. M... says:

    Oh Daphne, you do have a way with words!

  2. Jozef says:

    Dik in-naqa’ qatgha xahar. Skutella.

  3. Tracy says:

    Crying is the way he can get things the way he wishes; why doesn’t he go to Joseph Muscat begging him to shut you up?

  4. Chris Portelli says:

    Get help, Jeff.

  5. Tracy says:

    JPO thinks he is a national hero – when in 2008 by his crying he made the PN win the election by a few votes and in 2013 when his ‘leaning towards the opposition’ attitude was a means to Joseph’s victory.

  6. CIS says:

    Seems like he has regained his senses after last Saturday. Wonder what he was like during the August Moon Ball. What I would give for a video of him dancing. Most probably you will find him near the bar with a glass in hand showing off.

  7. Paul Bonnici says:

    The PN coffers are empty, the PN is bankrupt.

  8. anthony says:

    If only smell-the coffee Joey and his fake MEPA could urgently give this miniscule jerk all the bloody permits for his Mistra disco.

    Anything to rid us of this national pain-in-the-arse.

  9. Simon says:

    Daphne, you’ve just made me spill my cup of tea.

  10. Joe Fenech says:

    MCST lost Nicholas Sammut, and got a tw#t like JPO.

    http://www.um.edu.mt/ict/mne/staff/nicholas

    • Joe Fenech says:

      Nicholas Sammut is (or was) a research engineer at CERN. Bloody unbelievable!

      http://www.xlab.tv/scientists/Nick%20Sammut.pdf

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      Do you know why he “resigned”?

      • Joe Fenech says:

        HP Baxxter, I am not sure. I heard that he was transferred to some other board and he either resigned shortly or else refused.

        This nepotism and corruption is extremely perverse and has been sinking the country for a while. I have come across many brilliant Maltese people but unless they have a party boost they either wither in frustration or else leave the island.

      • H.P. Baxxter says:

        Things aren’t what they seem, and some people are Untouchables.

      • Joe Fenech says:

        H.P. Baxxter

        I don’t have any more information as to these appointments, resignations…

      • H.P. Baxxter says:

        Well, some of us know more than is published in the media. Hell, even this website gets it wrong sometimes.

  11. P Shaw says:

    From that picture, one understands why he missed a phase or two in his life, and that he is probably trying to make up now for the lost time.

    JPO seems to be late in everything, including the mid-life crisis.

  12. Il-Kajboj says:

    The Labour Party stopped writing about JPO five years ago. Their last publication was a book called ‘L-ISKANDLU TAL-MISTRA’ and they used to sell it during their mass meetings in 2008.

    • Il-Kajboj says:

      And in that same book the Labour Party dedicated two whole chapters to another “corrupt” former PN minister… Jesmond Mugliette. Do you remember the Manuel Dimech Bridge saga?

  13. Vespa says:

    Not so long ago former MLP Leader Alfred Sant described JPO as “morally corrupt”. Spot on.

  14. Joe Micallef says:

    I’ve long been trying to remember a Maltese word which possibly dissappeared from the Maltese slang. It describes a person who is double-faced and its phonetics drive the description home.

    This last JPO adventure has done the trick.

    Il-vera poxt.

  15. Dissident says:

    I always wondered why Gonzi didn’t get rid of him like he did with Jesmond Mugliett, with an SMS. Such people don’t deserve any better. Gonzi’s failure was giving people like him a second chance

  16. Tracy says:

    Who dyes JPO’s hair?

    [Daphne – Nobody now. It’s grey. He used to get it done at a salon. You’d go in and find him with his head wrapped in foil.]

  17. Alexander Ball says:

    Never met the bloke, nor heard him speak but based on the pictorial evidence – I concur.

  18. Smirnoff says:

    Why is JPO clearing up his land/property in Mistra? Is he getting the much debated permit for the openair nightclub after all ?

  19. Carlos Bonavia says:

    Don’t call him that, Daphne – a c*nt is useful at times …

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