If you really want to know why Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando is clubbing all night and going for pastizzi at 5am at the age of 50, look no further.

Published: August 5, 2013 at 10:21pm

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22 Comments Comment

  1. Vespa says:

    Carmen, irringrazzja lil Renzo Piano li Bieb il-Belt ghamlu bla saqaf.

  2. Simon says:

    He is going through the life crisis at 50 that I and most of my chums went through at 30.

  3. Nathalie says:

    Qisu pastizz hu stess – kemm jidher fidil, miskin.

  4. T. Cassar says:

    Wicc ta’ pastizz u qata xaghar dick style. Insejnieh id-dmugh tal-kukkudrilli issa sur JPO?

  5. WhoamI? says:

    Tell me more, tell me more.

    [Daphne – I would have thought that the picture of this man in his youth is self-explanatory. He was clearly not doing any clubbing or staying out until 5am. This means he missed out. Having missed out, he thinks he can do now what he didn’t do at 20.]

    • WhoamI? says:

      All right, all right (orrajt, orrajt) tghajjatx mieghi ghax tbikkini.

      I thought it was a teaser while you were writing something saucy…

  6. Harry Purdie says:

    Classic pic. A nerd who forgot to grow up.

  7. il-Ginger says:

    Only Jeffrey can make the Butt-cut look like an Asshat

  8. Tracy says:

    Diga’ tinxtamm tintenn l-affari li l-PM ma jridx jaghmel inkjesta pubblika. Tghid ghaliex ?

  9. Alexander Ball says:

    I put a lot of these deficiencies down to in-breeding.

  10. up market says:

    What do you mean?

    [Daphne – Oh how exhausting it is in Spell-it-out Land. He’s doing all this at 50 because, judging from the photograph shown here, he quite clearly didn’t do any of it at the appropriate age. But then I knew that already, because he’s my contemporary and I certainly don’t remember him around at all.]

  11. Wormfood says:

    That Jeffrey sure looks like an alpha male.

  12. Gigi says:

    Issa jghida f’gh*xx in-Nazzjonalisti. Ma jisthix ukoll. Nesa kemm beka fl-iskandlu tal-Mistra.

  13. Socrates says:

    Qatt rajtu xi tifel jew tifla ckejkna jibku u jiggebdu ma’ id ommhom jew missierhom ghax ikunu jridu xi haga ta’ bilfors?

    Jeffrey ghadu f’dik il-fazi. Illum jinfexx fil-pastizzi, ghada f’xi blogger, pitghada jibki l-passat mizeru tieghu, u xi darba ghad idahhaqna wahda w’sew.

    Kos, hu, kemm tbellah bil-poplu Malti w Ghawdxi fl-imghoddi. Tassew jixraqlu t-titlu ta’ kummidjant tragiku.

  14. noddy says:

    Literalment wicc ta’ pastizz.

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