Marrakesh mates Franco and Jeffrey “get their panties in a bunch”
My, my, my – drunk and hysterical again
The Law Commissioner has a money-saving innate gift: he can get wired and hysterical without spending a cent on cocaine, because he has never been known to touch the stuff.
As many women know, it’s so easy to rattle a man’s cage. Marrakesh mates Franco Debono and Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando are both going berserk/ballistic at the moment, one of them on his ‘blokk’ and the other on Facebook.
To quote an admirer of the Labour Party who popped in here a few days ago to tick me off, they really have “got their panties in a bunch” (knickers in a twist…).
One of them is accusing me of “lying”, presumably because the girlfriend he pretends not to have is now trying to lay down the law. Yes, the Law Commissioner claims that the hairdresser who made enough money for a Mercedes SLK from a poky salon in a Hal Ghaxaq side-street is a friend of the family and that their mothers are best friends, but he hasn’t seen her for years and only bumped into her by chance at Marrakesh.
You know, like he met Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando by coincidence at Is-Serkin, as he told Times of Malta, only for us to discover later that he had been with him (and the hairdresser) all night at a club.
The other one – who Super One inadvertently described as a ‘bicca zokk’ – is bunny-boiling all over his Facebook Timeline and calling me hysterical. I suppose that’s because I was caught drunk and brawling in the car-park outside Is-Serkin, and punching my sons’ friends in the head, at 5am last weekend.
Over the last few years, I’ve got the feeling that Pullicino Orlando is one of those men with a deep-seated fear and hatred of women, who despises the gender, and if he ever feels betrayed or slighted by a woman, then watch out. All these years later, and onto his second wife, he still speaks of the mother of his children with quite disturbing violent hatred and contempt.
This attitude to women squares with the remainder of his Far Right views.
I don’t know why, but for some reason these two losers put me in mind of the kind of boys who, when a girl turned them down back in the day, would go about saying to everyone that she’s a lesbian/sleeps around/is frigid/ugly/fat/lasta tal-ixkupa/they would never be seen dead with her.
And now in middle age they’re having to face the fact that no woman has ever/will ever/does love them for themselves but only for what she can get out of them, and they’re desperate and miserable. Oh, and hysterical. It’s been my experience that some members of the gender without a womb can be very, very good at that.
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Franco Debono says he’s reserving the right to sue for libel. I’d like to see him say in court that his reputation has been besmirched by claims that he fancies a woman.
Brilliant.
A woman who was seen in public with the Tooth Fairy who is considered to be a shining example of integrity and reputation.
Well, that’s what the Law Commissioner said right after rubbishing her reputation himself.
I’d like him to say that he never cyber-harassed anyone.
I read Franco’s last, excruciating piece about ‘Mariella’, who he has been close friends with since childhood (but may not have seen for years, etc).
I was left thinking, but what’s his point?
What’s he trying to prove with this TRULY hysterical, long-winded rant? He was trying to push the focus onto this Spiteri chap, whom he’s convinced, Daphne, you are trying your hardest to protect.
[Daphne – Why would I? I don’t know him from Adam and I have never been known to stick up for men who cheat on their wives.]
He went to great pains to assure the reader that the lady involved has never laid a finger, let alone a pair of scissors, on his luscious locks.
The Cockster doth protest too much, methinks.
No doubt. Sure you’ve seen the rabid comments under his post, with people challenging you to comment on this one and the other (who you probably have no idea of, either), and their shenanigans, or rather questioning the reasons why you haven’t done so already.
Oh wait – it’s because GonziPN had told you not to. Obviously.
He’s rather upset at having been identified as Mary Mifsud, Franco Debono’s great defender on timesofmalta.com, as though we didn’t already know who that was.
The Law Commissioner is petrified of being caught with his pants down, especially by his girlfriend, Vanessa Grech, whom he seems intentionally to keep away from the public eye. Has anyone ever seen them together at a formal occasion, party, dinner, lunch, state reception, whatever?
Kenneth would be a perfect addition to the duo. He fits in seamlessly. Then we would have the Maltese version of the Three Stooges, with a prolonged version of mid-life crisis.
Here he is, by chance walking past Xarabank’s studio.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B60wn0DOnWs
Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando’s mask is dropping. He’s now openly promoting his petition as a tool to shut you up.
I thought he said it was about cyber-bullying, which is usually associated with school-age children.
Allow me.
He’s now openly promoting his petition to shut every one of us up.
Not to mention those who read this blog. I wonder what number that would be.
That includes him and his rival Franco Debono.
Ah, a law ad personam.
You are correct, it is about school-children.
So why are you surprised he is pushing it?
It is NOT about school children at all. Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando is on a personal crusade, just as he was in the divorce campaign.
If you want proof, look no further than Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando’s campaign page. The fool couldn’t resist posting an anti-Daphne Caruana Galizia message there.
A 50-year old man who relentlessly pursues another person online (and offline) is not acting against cyber-harassment. He is practising it himself.
“The hairdresser who made enough money to buy a Mercedes SLK”. Hmmm.
Oh dear.
The hairdresser who made enough money to buy a Mercedes SLK
CHAPTER 1
What the hairdresser didn’t know about the art of pleasuring her clients, you could write on the back of a packet of crisps. Of which she bought many.
Her latest client was busy munching his way through one right now, as she shampooed his thick, oily, Mediterranean hair. She liked to keep her clients happy. They were like children; a little encouragement, a little discipline, a lot of attention, toys even. They loved it and she knew it.
“So what will it be, my dear” she purred, “long and flat or short on top?”
Her client almost chocked on a cheese and onion crisp.
“You’re making a mess of my shop. Don’t spit, just swallow.”
She could feel the client shivering with excitement as she rinsed off the conditioner…
My thoughts too. That’s your typical JosephPL “New Midil-cless”.
Or should we upgrade the lady hairdresser to the new high-society status?
Instead of a new middle class, Joseph will create a new sort of LIDL-class with all these amateurs, shallowness and fakeness.
All we need now is to become a by-product of China.
It seems Joseph doesn’t consider the electorate immature enough as it is.
Vote for 16+: PM looking beyond local councils
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20130812/local/vote-for-16-pm-looking-beyond-local-councils.481882
Issa ghaxquha. Natius Farrugia on JPO’s facebook:
“Kemm hi negattiva , vera jaqqq, ta min jorplita l kitla , Bravu JPO GHANDEK IS SAPPORT TIGHI UKOLL.”
By the way, what is ‘jorplita’? Or does he mean ‘jorbtilha’?
Mulej ahfrilhom ghax ma jafux x’inhuma jaghmlu.
X’ghaxqa sar fih dan l-imsejken pajjiz.
Probabbli Carmen Pullicino Orlando offriet li tirrangalu lil Franco ma’ Mariella jekk iwaqqa l-gvern.
Standards of those in prominent positions in Malta are so low.
In such a small place, anyone who expects to be out all night and end up in a drunken fight, and have it go unnoticed, must be a fucking idiot.
These idiots are then defended by the biggest idiot of them all.
Sorry. Scratch that. The biggest idiots are those who vote for this shower.
Is Malta so short of talent?
Malta isn’t short of talent. It’s short of discerning voters.
It is.
Franco Debono and Mariella Mifsud both live in Hal Għaxaq, but he hasn’t seen her for years – even though their mothers are always together, he says. Right, because, you know, Hal Għaxaq is like New York or London. Somewhat bigger in fact.
Maybe Mariella Mifsud isn’t really into chickens, or balding Law Commissioners for that matter.
Issa int, professur illustrissimu bhalek mhux missek qed tipproponi s-soluzzjonijiet flok thuf u zzekzek fuq il-korni u l-kontrakorni?
I think that “panties in a bunch” is the American version of “knickers in a twist”. I heard it used in Hell’s Kitchen.
In Canada, they would both be subjected to a severe case of wedgies.