No wonder Labour is approving its EP candidates cautiously in ‘batches’: Natius tal-Weksink wants to be an MEP
The village queen of waxing, coming soon to a ballot sheet near you.
It’s amazing, isn’t it, what interesting nuggets of information people reveal in throwaway remarks on Facebook.
Who would have thought that Ignatius/Natius ‘Ola’ Farrugia – tycoon of Natius Ola waxing salon – has taken it for granted that he is going to be on the Labour Party list of candidates for the European Parliament elections?
He wasn’t named in the first ‘batch’ the prime minister tweeted about this week.
Maybe at Labour Central Command they’re still deliberating the pros and cons of having yet another subliterate, inarticulate, uneducated, non-English-speaking, ill-mannered baboon on the party’s European ticket, when it is very likely that the subliterate, inarticulate, uneducated, non-English-speaking, ill-mannered baboons who flock to Labour will probably elect him.
Can you imagine the fat camp Queen of Zurrieq Pubic Hair Removal giving a speech in the European Parliament, with that sleazy waxed face and four-year-old’s lexicon, or trying to understand what in God’s name everyone is talking about, using ‘bikk’ words and not finding his ‘sense of humour’ amusing?
What a joke of a party, honestly. And what a joke those people are who voted for it, not recognising it for the bunch of thieves, pimps, scoundrels, buffoons, baboons and troglodytes with money that it really is.
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Natius tried to flirt with me once. I should have swallowed my hetero pride and settled down with him in suburbia, for the good of the country.
After a week your a**e would be like a slab of mince.
I’m so glad you didn’t, otherwise I’d have had to eliminate him to get to you and I really don’t fancy having to put my hands on him.
Baxxter, I don’t care about your looks and money, I just love your humour. Please marry me and we will escape from this island infested with fools and chavs – I can’t take it already, and it’s been less than six months
Sorry Daphne, but I couldn’t help it anymore. I love him – almost as much as I love your blog.
We all need to find those non-chav activities which keep us sane. They do exist. Try endurance sport. Triathlon, cycling, that sort of thing.
They’ve flourished in recent years.
Or outdoor activities: climbing is surprisingly non-chav. Lots of expats too. Windsurfing and sailing (lots of posh kids here; the others prefer power-boats and offshore RHIBs). Or boxing (lots of expats here too), judo, taekwondo and other martial arts.
It’s probably no coincidence that the kind of activities where fools and chavs are rare are those things where stupidity and bullshit can get you killed.*
Or try cricket. It’s a gentleman’s sport that’s been kept alive in Malta by a mere handful of enthusiasts. I don’t know if there’s a ladies’ team.
*I make an exception for fireworks manufacture…
Will you marry me H.P. Baxxter? I’m in love with your sense of humour.
Hey you, “admirer” get in the effin’ queue. Ghax Baxxter taghna lkoll.
Why did you visit his beauty parlour for a waxing?
No. But I’ve been tricked into more dens of hamallagni than you can image. That was before I wisened up.
What on earth would you have talked about?
Can’t stop quoting your quips such as this one:
“What a joke of a party, honestly. And what a joke those people are who voted for it, not recognising it for the bunch of thieves, pimps, scoundrels, buffoons, baboons and troglodytes with money that it really is.”
How very true.
There must be a huge market for Brazilians waiting to be tapped in Brussels.
Ola’.
Haha, ja regina. Raymond’s hand is dangerously close to territory belonging to tie-me-up. He’s the one in sunglasses behind Natius.
Raymond used to be a mayor or councillor for Rabat in Gozo if I remember correctly. Obviously, a rabid Mintuffjan.
He’s an antiques dealer there, and buys his goods at auctions in Malta. I bumped into him (professional service, nothing untoward), a few years ago. Wiehed minn dawk li ivvota Labour habba l-kont tad-dawl u l-ilma ifhem… he owns two flats in Malta alone.
You need the entire batch of dough to bake that fat man.
The PN has had its fair share of scoundrels, buffoons, baboons: John Dalli, Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando, Franco Debono, Jesmond Mugliett, Frank Portelli, Cyrus Engerer, John Bundy, and a couple of ex ministers for their lack of judgement and incompetence.
I would chose Natius to all the above – at least he is loyal to his party.
[Daphne – What is the factor common to all those people you mentioned, other than the apt description of them as scoundrels, buffoons and baboons? They are all with the Labour Party now, which welcomed them eagerly. So…]
I’d spare Bundy. I discovered an interview he did with this Ignatius Farrugia quack and found him quite rational.
He can certainly wax lyrical in the European Parliament.
Is that Natius giving ‘birth’ to his new idea (of becoming an MEP) in the pic?
Possibly, but he has been in labour for years.
Please:
*A* MEP, not AN MEP.
[Daphne – No, you’re wrong. In the spoken form, it’s an Em EE Pee.]
Labour is the party of clowns. If Joseph Muscat made it to be an MEP, then why shouldn’t Nejxis?
Maybe he thinks an MEP is a Muff Exfoliating Person. Lots of experience there.
Once upon a time being a Member of the European Parliament was the aspiration of persons with political experience at home. Today, in Malta, this is becoming the presumed right of party hacks to get rich quick without trying hard.
Let’s hope that the electorate, if not the political parties, will be intelligent enough to separate wheat from chaff
What an idiot.
I swear, if Nejxxis Ola is accepted as a candidate and gets elected to represent Malta in Brussels, I’ll change my citizenship.
Natius will be announced by Joseph Muscat as the next “batch” on his own.
Next tweet by Prime Twat:
#Gd Luck 2nd batch. @PL_Malta #MEP2014 candy dates @Nejxis Ola #free Brazilians with every chest wax#
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But it is we who didn’t vote for such a disgusting band of scoundrels etc. who are suffering
OMG, should Natius Ola be an MEP then it will be fun listening to his speeches in the European Parliament. The interpreters will have a tough time of it because he is so inarticulate.
I was at a local councillors meeting for the southern localities and he chaired our workshop. His ‘report’ was total crap, just a lot of introductions and then told the chair that he’ll be passing on the report later on.
“What a joke of a party, honestly.”
But are PN councillors any better? Mediocrity is not a party thing.
Oh my god! Please somebody tell me this is not true.
I’ve heard that the Labour Party is also trying to convince Qormi mayor/Nuxellina to contest for these elections. That would be very interesting.
Baxxter, I have no idea who you are but you crack me up with laughter.
Is he opening his legs to show us that he’s got balls? Can’t really tell from the picture.