Oh for heaven’s sake. I’m surprised all the girls haven’t emigrated already.
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August 30, 2013 at 8:26pm
More ‘glamorous’ photographs of Maltese real men, from the Glamorous Modelling Facebook page. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? It’s like a Catamite Catalogue for Middle Eastern businessmen who had no choice but to get married, a factor which should worry them whether they’re straight or gay – you know, the same way you have catalogues of Filipina women for another kind of man. These shots are just so naff and weird.
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U Le!
Qatta’ mejtin bil-guh imsieken.
Kollox tort ta’ GonziPN.
Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse.
But what is the point? I can’t get it. It (they) all seems so fake to me.
That’s the whole point. They think fake is artistic. I mean, who would be fully clothed in a swimming pool, unless the poor guy is thrown into the pool as a prank?
But hey, if they find that sexy, then will pardon me for laughing heartily at the ridiculousness of it all.
Or maybe ‘fakeness’ taking over society? Fake reigns supreme. Who needs boring reality.
before you talk see the full concept of the photos. it was a task given to the models to be original as possible… being in the pool half naked its not original at all…
on the other hand models had 4 tasks to do so these pics are a mixture of editorial and commercial shoots… which dcg didnt tell….
so please shut up and know the facts first
[Daphne – “So please shut up and know the facts first”: great PR, Mauro Kitcher. Brilliant manners. No wonder you can’t get your work out of the chavdom in which you’re mired. And small wonder, too, you don’t realise how awful that work is.]
X’imbarazz. This is plain nasty.
Please bring back the days when men were masculine gentlemen and women were feminine ladies with a “belle difference” and not various imperceptible gradations of vague in-betweens. Reminds me of the young boy who told his sister that he couldn’t tell which was Adam and which was Eve because they did not have any clothes on.
I digress – one other kid asked why, if Adam and Eve were the first people on Earth, are they always portrayed with belly-buttons?
Is that Mr Octous with the hairspray?
The guys having scent being sprayed just below their right ear just missed being photographed with the spray coming straight out of their left ear.
Androgynous .
What a bunch of losers.
Come on, the dog is adorable.
Besides, most Maltese girls go out of their way to get the Snobby girl look down, so they must find these clowns so handsome.
‘Ara x’faqgha hi’
Toy boys, but who’d want to play?
Very small minds, very big egos.
Generazzjoni mohxijja
I will risk sounding ominous but I have a very strong premonition that, in four years’ time, sad and pathetic pics such as these will have all but disappeared from Malta.
They are, after all, a symptom of a society utterly spoilt by an economic miracle (against all odds) wrought by that evil clique which used to be known as GonziPN.
That will not happen again.
Unfortunately there is the strong possibility that they will not have “disappeared” at all but would have appeared instead as Chairmen of some Pharmacy Board or other.
Has Natius been let loose with his hot wax? There’s isn’t a body hair in sight.
I’m missing the fetish issue here. Is it about Maltese lady boys?
And where’s Baxxter? Is he conveniently on vacation, or was he knocked out by his lady boy’s trucker friend?
[Daphne – Please don’t say that you, too, want to marry him, Kevin.]
No, Daphne, I’m both hetero and married. Besides, it’s lady boys he’s after, not some old konspirisi tierist.
[Daphne – “I’m both hetero and married”. Doesn’t seem to stop Sharon, does it. Oh sorry, that’s her brother. Best not bring her up, Kevin.]
Yes, Daphne, best not. Not until you have something hot enough to fit its purpose.
And you, Baxxter, might need to throw away that closet. Not with you inside it, of course.
Funny creatures, women. When I was around nobody wanted to marry me. Now that I’ve gone underground and anonymous, you say there’s a flood of offers.
All it does is convince me it never was, nor will it ever be, about personality. My personality hasn’t changed. They probably think I’m some lanky demigod with a six-figure salary, a solid career, and bright prospects.
[Daphne – No, it probably means that your personality comes across better in writing.]
Perhaps I should wear a sandwich board.
Bla sugu, bla karattru, mohh zghir, clowns, toyboys, skart tas-socjeta, trailer trash, mejtin bil-guh, kollha fake, bla suf (ovvju) u bla bajd ukoll.
Kieku l-irgiel kollha bhal dawn, il-human race tispicca.
These pictures bring to mind a remark you once made about all these people with “boring” day jobs wanting to become “stars” for a night.
OH GOD KILL ME NOW.
Seriously daphne ? Din alijha kif edt tiraguna int vera bla sens , min qieghed jaqbel mieghek ghax jixbah lilek bil mohh u mentalita vojta li ghandkom, jiddispjacini qedgha nitkellem hekk imma meta nara kliemek u listupidagni li ghandek fuq haga hekk ma niflahix !! Allahares ghax jiehdu photoshoot huma gays,.mela bhall ma hawn nisa mudelli sbieh ma jistax ikun hawn irgiel ukoll ?!! .. com’on ta 2013 qedghin nghixu ! Live and let live
Oh dear lord, most of them have their eyebrows shaped better than mine (I’m a woman). This is really worrying, seriously.
Who or what are they trying to emulate? I married a man who yes, has chest hair and armpit hair and a 5 o’ clock shadow and a god-given natural six-pack (lucky him and me), and I wouldn’t trade him in for any of these guys. Not just for his ‘figure’ but for his brains and self-respect.
Do they seriously think that these photos will attract the opposite sex? Or even the same sex? If so, they’re delusional.
I can only shout ‘PATHETIC.’
Int halqek ma jiqafx jghid aa ?? ma tridx kompli taqla il hara ghals shoots li fadal jew ?? mhux ahjar trazzan ilsienek jew.
[Daphne – I’d change the way I speak, if I were you, Philippa. You sound incredibly common.]
hhahahahahaha, “I’d change the way you speak” .. seriously ?? , have you taken a good look at yourself and all the shit that comes out of your mouth. Who are you to judge and criticize people ? just so you could be mentioned or have something to say, I think you sound so common qalbi.
[Daphne – “Who are you to judge and criticise people?” Please don’t tempt me to elaborate. There’s a cultural gulf here. Please just go back to Facebook. Whenever any post on this website gets some 1,000 FB recommendations, a flood of white trash comes in.]
What?! Not a single one of these jerks photographed changing nappies, dealing with a flat tyre or unblocking the mother-in-law’s kitchen sink?
What happened to the floating laptop ?
Why is it that Maltese models of both genders/orientation look so uncomfortable facing the camera, like bunnies caught by car’s headlamps in the middle of the road.
Ghandek iktar suf ma wiccek u ma taht idejk int DCG milli dawn l irgiel. U btw thanks tal free exposure…..
[Daphne – You don’t seem to have enjoyed the free exposure, KE. U btw, tasal izjed fil-hajja b’daqxejn kultura u manjieri milli bil-wet modelling u xi waxed chest. Ovvja li din il-bicca qatt ma taghlimta mil-mummy u d-daddy u allura qed nghidilek jien.]
I don’t agree with any of you people what if i get married and i will have a child and tell me listen mum i want to be a model what? I’m going to stop him because stupid minds think my son is gay ? No way so stop judging it can happen to everyone
[Daphne – You’re very young if you still think you need to be married to have a child. I wouldn’t worry. Boys who develop a fixation on/interest in modelling are generally egged on by their mothers or some other female figure in their lives. It’s not as though their guy friends are going to encourage it or say “that’s great”. Gay or straight, there is no boy really who is naturally interested in posing about in front of a mirror or camera. There’s always some external factor/person coaxing them on. And this isn’t a discussion about being gay, anyway. You’ve missed the point.]
I don’t know about that one. If I were starting all over again, I’d train hard, become a male model, and I’d pretend I was gay so I could get into the higher-end fashion industry and bag all the female models.
Hi Daphne. Took the advice you posted regarding men’s hair and guess what. A group of women from a hens night wanted me to dance with one of them. LOL They really enjoyed my hair..
[Daphne – It grew back overnight, did it. Or did you glue on a chest wig?]
My 12 points imorru lil dak tal-lap top.
Someone tell the chap with the cigar that it’s not the done thing to smoke a cigar with the band on.