There are easier ways to pull a cabinet minister, Norman. Try a Faberge egg. Or a hand-decorated cash box.

Published: August 5, 2013 at 10:02pm

Looks like Valletta’s Labour councillor Norman Shaw is setting up a sirene call here for the Minister of the Police, Army, Broadcasting and Films.

Lovely fountain.

Careful, Norman, or you’ll wake up to find him panting on your doorstep wearing that gorgeous red T-shirt he likes so much, and carrying a couple of jerry-cans.

Norman shaw fountain

And while we’re on the subject of Dr Shaw, isn’t it funny how some gay men campaign for minority rights only if they’re the minority, and turn into total bigots when the minority is somebody else’s?

Tsk tsk.

Norman Shaw 1

Norman Shaw 2

Meanwhile, you look like a total idiot in that mass meeting picture, Norman – what were you thinking? Such a stylish new set of friends, too – and your flag is GORGEOUS. You must tell me where I can get one. The dogs have shredded the towels in their beds and I’m looking for a cosy substitute.

God, these people. Is there anyone normal left in this poky place, or has everyone gone nuts with cabin-fever?

Norman Shaw

Proud to be Labour




5 Comments Comment

  1. Nathalie says:

    ara daqsxejn lill minn ghandna kunsillier gol Belt Valletta.

    Ghandu hafna paroli u ghadni ma smajtx li ghamel jew ippropona xi haga ghall Belt.

    Ahjar jara kif il gvern innehhi dik l’gharja kollha li qed jaghmel fuq il parking spaces gol Belt. Hadu hafna parking spaces bil kulur ahdar li huma tar-residenti.

    Karrozza tal-gvern illha ipparkjata fil bidu tan-nizla ta’ Triq San Pawl ghall gimgha shiha minghajr ma ticcaqlaq.

    Dan huwa abbuz u nispera li dan Norman Shaw jaghmel xi haga fuq il parking.

  2. Antoine Vella says:

    Perhaps, as a Valletta councillor, Norman Shaw could propose the construction of a water pipe from the fountain to the minister’s house.

    Mallia would like that I’m sure.

  3. Spike says:

    And when they met Dr. Shaw, the atmosphere was so electric, that their hair stood on end!

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=144456579048986&set=pb.112685365559441.-2207520000.1375744491.&type=3&theater

  4. Gahan says:

    ” The normalisation of abnormality has been systematic over the last five months – to the point where some people don’t even seem to recognise the palpable signs that things are going badly wrong. It’s like watching people cart out your neighbour’s goods in broad daylight. Surely they can’t be stealing them? It’s broad daylight. But they are.”

    It’s looking like being gay and “Proud to be Labour” is considered to be some kind of a qualification here in Malta.

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