Ambassador Marisa deletes her hook-up account
And don’t for a moment imagine that the Ministry of Foreign Affairs ‘how to behave’ desk or even plain old discretion have anything to do with it.
A woman like that knows that advertising her wares and her desperation is a lousy idea when she’s simultaneously trying to play it cool and glamorous in Malta.
Well, too late, I suppose – if any of you men out there are looking for dating and relationships with a 55-year-old twice-divorced woman who’s OCD about food and has the mentality of a 16-year-old and the political behaviour of a streetwalker, but who has a three-year job in Washington and a pad there that goes with it, you know who to ring.
Alternatively, if you’re not that way inclined, you can ring her cousin Mark in Madrid. He’s always got his eye on the main chance, too.
Good luck, Marisa – if you score, ring me and I’ll be your bridesmaid, as long as you don’t make me wear peach satin.
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Account closed? All those lonely filthy rich old men in Washington.
My heart goes out to them.
Or maybe she’s closed it because she’s found one already.
Haha – hilarious, despite the sadness of the whole situation.
Thank you, Daphne. You always manage to make my day.
Her cousin is still in Malta. Why hasn’t he gone off to Madrid yet?
I can mow the lawn, trim the hedges, and do all sorts of odd jobs. I’m cheaper than Mexicans and can double as Attaché if required.
Mow her lawn? Trim her hedges? Surely that’s Natius Ola’s territory.
What about plumbing? You must be on the call 24/7.
I can do plumbing too. I’ve replaced broken cisterns and unclogged S-bends with my bare hands. When you’re skint you learn a surprising number of skills. It’s a damn shame you can’t put them down on your CV.
Are you ready to work with “prekarjat”, Baxxter?
I am ready to do anything.
Some years ago I had put up an advert on Maltapark. I said I was willing to do any xoghol ta’ strapazz, periklu, u sahansitra periklu ta’ mewt.
It was removed.
Taqtax qalbek, Marisa. Ghandhekk x’taghmel il-lejla?
Zomm il-kju rahal. Kien qablek.
There is a Maltese expression: “qahba f’xalata”
No, not Marisa – but the government she represents.
They probably read this blog to find out any faux pas they make and then quickly try to remedy matters.
[Daphne – Not at all. They’re so defiant.]
Instead of negotiating for an ambassador position in Washington DC, Marisa should have asked to set up a Maltese consulate in Las Vegas. There are a few cougar magnets over there.
So instead of rolling up her sleeves and organising the Independence Day event, she was wasting her time on social networks.
Is this a 13 year old we’re talking about?
Once a pro always a pro :)
Account closed but membership retained.
Din ghalik Kenneth minn Marisa.
http://www.housingauthority.com.mt/en/content/26/Schemes%20and%20Social%20Housing
Finally! She managed to meet a dark, tall handsome man.
http://www.independent.com.mt/articles/2013-09-20/news/maltese-ambassador-to-us-meets-obama-2660892673/