Il-hookers taghna ukoll
Published:
October 23, 2013 at 10:04pm
At eight o’clock this evening, government car GVN202 drew up near a prostitute loitering at the corner of Racecourse Street with Derby Street in Marsa.
The driver was overheard in transaction with her, and she was heard mentioning the sum “23 ewro”. The car then drove off without her.
This particular car has words and symbols down the side indicating that it is detailed to the Ministry of Finance. It is not, of course, the minister’s car, which has a GM plate.
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Kien qed jiccekja jekk hux qed tohrog ircevuti tal-VAT.
Well, that sounds like a good bargain.
It depends on what the package entails.
Is it research for some kind of new indirect tax which the government will be introducing?
One good thing about the girl, she strictly adheres to the Fair Trade commitment: She evidently still charges at the old Maltese Lira rates, hence the 23 Ewro, the equivalent of the old LM 10.- bar a few cents.
Or maybe having noted the Ministry of Finance markings on the car door, she was just playing safe.
I noticed that as well. I read it and started laughing.
Conducting research for the budget?
Could be that the Minister of Finance sent an ‘envoy’ to find out whether inflation has caught up with that particular profession, so he can adjust COLA accordingly.
“23 ewro”
That’s cheap. Should attract a lot of Azeris and Russians.
The government is prostituting the country for euro 650,000.
What is the equivalent of a half-and-half for passports?
Perhaps the man in the government car was distributing application forms for government consultants in how best to prostitute Malta to the Chinese, Azeris and Russians.
This must be part of an extensive survey on prostitution in Racecourse Street.
They were probably consulting her about the Budget.
Gvern li jisma’.
They were checking if she gives a VAT receipt.
Perhaps they were just checking whether or not she issues VAT receipts.
Lm10 tondi tondi, bless.
X’inhu qammiel.
Xerraqtni
Anyone remembers ‘Ongi-Ongi Ongella’?
Don’t tell me that Joseph Muscat’s “surprise” in the Budget is that the government is planning a Sex Tax?
..and how would you measure that?
I suppose it’ll be first come first served.
Right, ciccio?
Hope not CIccio, I’m expecting a budget speech with a Happy Ending.
It’s actually easy to administer.
The government can make a blanket assumption that every Maltese taxpayer is “wajs”, meaning “h*xxej.” Hence, impose a fixed-amount tax on every tax-payer.
Taxpayers who challenge the tax will be subjected to a due diligence from Castille.
Forsi mar isarraf ghax ma kellux bqija.
Looks like we need some investigative journalism. Any know where we can contact Mr. Gouder?
Now it is becoming so clear why JPO would like to suppress your freedom of expression. I would not like to think that he is doing so painstakingly so that he could be as free as the driver of this car. The last time you two crossed swords was over a pastizz, remember?
Checking to see if it is worth fixing them up with a tax meter – the longer it takes the higher the tax.
Everyone has taken this with a pinch of salt, but I believe – and I may be completely wrong as I’m not a solicitor – that whilst prostitution is not illegal in Malta, it is illegal to loiter and illegal to pimp.
Therefore, in any country with a fourth estate, this car would be hunted down, its driver sniffed out and exposed and accused of aiding and abetting an illegal practice and forced out of being a public employee.
Why doesn’t someone from the Finance Ministry give us the details? Why isn’t any opposition MP jumping all over this like a fly smelling honey?
Why are they getting away with a crime a day?
Why are we paying opposition MPs?
Where in God’s name is the leader of the opposition?
Whatever happened to the party’s manhood?