No doubt, she’s ‘Eppi-kayle’ to both of them, but never mind
WPC Abigail Agius – always one to follow orders, even when they come in the form of writing on the wall
There’s a woman police constable called Abigail Agius, detailed to the police control room, who seems to spend the greater part of her tour of duty, when she is meant to be answering phones and relaying radio messages, popping in to the police commissioner’s office opposite the control room instead.
Of course, there is absolutely no reason to suspect anything untoward – equal rights, no discrimination and all that. If a PC and not a WPC were popping in all the time, would eyebrows be raised?
She’s probably making the Commissioner’s tea, plumping up his cushions or freshening up his Facebook page. And sometimes she even visits when she’s not on duty, which is kind. It’s ever so lonesome at the top, especially when you’re badgering by old friends calling in favours for waitering services.
Oddly enough, they both seem to think nobody’s noticed.
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Tatties deep?
Happy-Kayle?
Kayle force winds forecasted. Could devastate certain households.
Happy KEJL, bir riga jew rutella?
Biscuits and tea with an Eppi ending.
Maybe, to be fair, PWC Abigail is assisting our much loved Police Commissioner in reassessing the John Dalli case . . . .
Cops and knobbers.
WOW. She visits when off duty! What is it with this government? So many people working for free.
That’s because there are perks coming in from somewhere. Nobody works for free.
The police are busy http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20131001/local/Police-use-binoculars-to-keep-eye-on-nudists-.488475
Oh the devil is known to make work for idle thumbs, let alone a handful.
I insist on brewing my own tea and I will never have a Facebook page.
I wouldn’t mind her plumping up my cushions.
I doubt my wife would approve though.
Is the f word being used as an adjective or a verb?