From Here To Eternity – the Coconut version: “We have to stop meeting like this.”
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November 9, 2013 at 10:15pm

Ramona Attard, the Police and Passports Minister’s communications coordinator, with Kurt Farrugia, chief of government communications
This morning I received a news dispatch from parliament:
Kurt and Ramona are enjoying their Saturday morning. They’re chatting away behind the Speaker in parliament. They’re very dedicated because they seem to be the only communications coordinators who turned up this morning.
Sadly, I wasn’t sent a photograph of the Coconut crush – perhaps my man was worried Commissioner Peter Paul Zammit would turn up making unreasonable demands for his phone.
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Ramona and Kurt were probably engaged in a tit-a-tete meeting.
This comment can only be described as sublime.
Brilliant! Spot on ciccio
Good one.
Who carries the step-ladder for him?
Nobody. When it’s time to go, Ramona does a Paris Hilton and pops him in her handbag.
Ramona seems to be doing her job well as a communicator.
Communicating what? Verve and vibes, perhaps?
Did the Speaker by any chance eavesdrop on them?
Has Kurt Farrugia been recruited for the Christmas pantomime yet?
Yes. They are playing ‘Snow White’ this year.
Looks like the poster for Two and a Half Men
At least he’s tall enough to reach her t*ts, though not with his hands.