It’s more MASSIVE, apparently, to have your request to host the Commonwealth meeting accepted than to have your request to join the European Union accepted

Published: November 18, 2013 at 11:09am
Massive: Corto Farrugia, head of government communications, with Ramona Attard, head of Manuel Mallia's communications and - I must say - making a total hash of it.

Massive: Corto Farrugia, head of government communications, with Ramona Attard, head of Manuel Mallia’s communications and – I must say – making a total hash of it.

Corto Farrugia, head of government communications, is celebrating with tweets because Mauritius, in opposition to Sri Lanka’s human rights abuses, has pulled out of hosting the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting in 2015, and when a desperate Muscat flew into the breach with a stop-gap offer because he has no such problems with dictators and oppressors, the others snapped it up.

MASSIVE, the poison dwarf said. MASSIVE. Mhux bhalek, mela, Kurt.

It’s the clod-hopping idiocy of these people that gets me most. Take them out of an environment where they have no war-chest full of Chinese money and bank-notes from creepy and abusive Maltese operators, where they are no longer the heroes come to rescue us from the Evil Dictator Gonzi, and they are exposed for what they are: totally incompetent and out of their depth, making it up as they go along.

So when Joseph Muscat stuffs his finger in the CHOGM dyke after Mauritius unplugs it, and his fellow heads of government say ‘Fantastic, Mr Muscat. Now just keep that finger right there for the next two years’, that’s MASSIVE. But when Malta is accepted into the European Union, no thanks to that sordid, ghastly lot of Mintoffian fossils and their junior hangers-on, that’s not MASSIVE. That’s a reason to make the most of a bad situation and jump on the gravy-train to Brussels.




8 Comments Comment

  1. Calculator says:

    You know what this means, right? More iced buns to hand out, this time related to the hurried organisation of CHOGM 2015.

  2. Pablo says:

    Mauritius pulled out to make a strong human rights statement. Muscat is the fool who could not see that no other PM, including Cameron, wanted to be seen as insensitive and mercenary as he is.

    Cameron knows Muscat has no moral compass, so he threw the doggy the bone, and the doggy took it.

  3. mad says:

    More photo opportunity. .

  4. Oh Gosh says:

    Well from his point of view everything must look massive.

  5. Allo Allo says:

    Today’s newspapers reported MP Carmelo Abela asserting that around €200 million in EU funds were at risk of being lost before the Labour Party was elected to government. Weren’t we told that it was only Eur1.5m a year in cash we would be getting? Massive is what describes Labour’s blatant lies.

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