UPDATED WITH NEW T-SHIRTS: T-shirt slogan competition
Published:
November 3, 2013 at 11:55pm
John gets the ball rolling with his comment below:
I’ve had some t-shirts printed for sale on the Monti:
I HAD HIGH TEA
IN THE PRESENCE OF MRS MICHELLE MUSCAT
or
I YANKED MY CUM SHAFT
IN THE PRESENCE OF THE SPOUSE OF THE PRIME MINISTER
and
I MET MRS MICHELLE MUSCAT
IN THE PRESENCE OF IT-TIFLA TA’BAGOLLU
The possibilities are endless.
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NIXTRU PASSPORT MINGHAND MALLIA?
INZA*BU.
Daphne you should give out some prizes for all these competitions, why not start with a Maltese passport, courtesy of the bullfrog and Henley
MANUEL MALLIA CAN’T.
BUT JERRY CAN.
———-
I BOUGHT MY CHICKEN THIGHS AT LIDL
IN THE PRESENCE OF THE MINISTER OF HOMELAND SECURITY
MY OTHER DAUGHTER IS A SPANISH PRINCESS.
I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS.
One for the artsy-fartsy crowd:
THIS T-SHIRT WAS WOVEN
FROM A TISSUE OF LIES
KEEP CALM
AND
CARRY ON LYING
I SAW SHIV NAIR IN THE PRESENCE OF THE SPOUSE OF THE PRIME MINISTER OF MALTA
MY MOTHER WENT TO LONDON AND ALL I GOT WAS A PHOTO OF A LOUSY COMMEMORATIVE PLAQUE WITH HER NAME ON IT.
MY WIFE WENT TO CHINA
AND ALL I GOT WAS SHAFTED
I’D RATHER NOT BE IN THE PRESENCE OF MRS MICHELLE MUSCAT, SPOUSE OF THE PRIME MINISTER OF MALTA.
I’M OUT
I’VE HAD IT WITH MIDGETS
JOSEPH MUSCAT: I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN
I BROKE WIND IN THE PRESENCE OF HIGH SOCIETY AND THE PRIME MINISTER’S SPOUSE GAVE ME THIS T SHIRT
FCUKing liars
TRUST ME.
I’M THE LAW COMMISSIONER.
IF YOU CAN READ THIS
YOU ARE NOT A COCONUT
THIS IS NOT A POT BELLY
IT’S MY €500,000 STASH
THIS IS NOT A POT BELLY.
I ATE SILVIO SCERRI.
Another one for the clubbers then:
TO SAVE ON WATER BILLS
DRINK AT THIS FOUNTAIN
http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa475/A_V11/T-shirt_zps087d130b.jpg
I ASKED FOR A TIME SLOT ON TVM AND ALL I GOT WAS A BLOW BELOW THE BELT
I SLID DOWN A POLE
AND FOUND MYSELF ON CHRIS CARDONA’S LAP
I VOTED LABOUR TO F*CK JOSEPH
BUT JOSEPH F*CKED THE COUNTRY INSTEAD
THE AZERI MAN WHO WENT TO MALTA
FEED THE POOR.
EAT THE RICH.
THEN EAT THEIR CHIEFS OF STAFF.
Hawn hi Illum jien biss gejt.
One for the clubbers:
KITTEN FROM MALTA
PUSSY FROM ELSEWHERE
I TOOK OUT MY iPHONE
AND WAS READ MY RIGHTS
One for singles’ night:
TOP STUDENT
SEEKS BOTTOM BITCH
One last souvenir you take that flight:
I SURVIVED DEPARTURES LOUNGE
SCERRI DIRIGE NOS
DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??
I VOTED LABOUR FOR KICKS
AND NOW I’M F*CKED
I DID NOT NEED TO GO TO MALTA AND I STILL GOT A LOUSY PASSPORT
KEEP CALM AND EAT COCONUTS
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
PETER PAUL ZAMMIT FRAMED ME
I’m OUT
JOHN DALLI WENT TO THE BAHAMAS
AND ALL I GOT WAS THE NEWSPAPER CUTTINGS
SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU VOTE LABOUR
THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT MONEY CAN’T BUY
FOR A MALTESE PASSPORT THERE’S MANUEL
WELCOME TO MALTA. PAY UP OR PUSH BACK.
I WOK THE TOK LIKE JOSEPH MUSCAT.
FORGET KEYSER SOZE. “WHO IS SILVIO SCERRI?”
DAN IT-TIJXERT HUWA ISSPONSORJAT MINN PETER PAUL ZAMMIT CATERING SERVICES LTD
LOOK WHO’S LYING NOW
MY NEIGHBOUR WENT TO LONDON
AND HIS IPHONE WAS CONFISCATED AT DEPARTURES
I TOOK A PICTURE AND I GOT ARRESTED.
I FORGET TO DECLARE €500,000 IN CASH AND NOTHING HAPPENS.
I HAD HIGH TEA AT GIRGENTI
AND ALL I GOT WAS
THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT
KEEP CALM
AND SMELL THE COFFEE
SKIP TEA
GET HIGH
MALTESE PASSPORTS?
A WATER FOUNTAIN OF BENEFITS
Here’s my entry:
http://tinypic.com/r/2j2jcar/5
WHO SHOT COCONUT KURT?
I SHORT KURT FARRUGIA
WATER BILLS ARE FOR WANKERS.
AHLEB DWARD
DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
WE’RE IN
DEEP SHIT
HOBBUNA GHAX AHNA NHOBBUKOM
MALTESE PASSPORTS
STOP ME AND BUY ONE
“COCONUT CUM SHAFT TOO SMALL” – RAMONA
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
ZERO 88
DON’T BLAME ME.
I VOTED PN.
I GOT A HUNDRED PROBLEMS
BUT A PASSPORT AIN’T ONE
I VOTED LABOUR.
KILL ME NOW.
SPARE SOME CHANGE
GET A PASSPORT
I’M WITH 167,533 STUPIDS
TURN BACK TO PICK ME UP
I’M TOO SEXY FOR THIS (S)KURT
HELOW
ORRAJT
HI?
MY NAME IS MARY SWAN
AND I’M BUYING A PASSPORT
Joseph Muscat told Norman Vella “for each blow to the Labour Party, we’ll hit you back twice over, below the belt, where it hurts”
Did he have Kurt in mind when he said “below the belt”?
Kurt’s Tee Shirt –
I MISS THE OTHER HALF OF ME
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Nf4vqLUxTvI/T_q0_szt8GI/AAAAAAAACNg/X-9KAZK1pNU/s320/Funny-Fitness-quotes+and+sayings.jpg
MY DAD WENT TO MALTA AND ALL I GOT WAS A LOUSY PASSPORT
HAWN TAL-PASSAPORTI, SHAN U TAJBIN
BORN MALTESE
NOT BOUGHT MALTESE
Joseph put Kurt on the front line – to save on the trenches
I WANTED AN ICED BUN SO I LICKED JOSEPH’S ASS
I’M SILVIO SCERRI
SHIT NEVER TASTED SO GOOD – JOHN BUNDI
Malta: the whore of the EU, pimped by Labour.