Here’s Peter Paul Zammit’s mobile number – do ring him any time you wish to skip a ferry queue. He loves it.
Now just key this number into your phone, and whenever you need (or just want) to skip one of those dreadful long queues for the Gozo ferry after a long day out, and some police officer is being very tiresome in not letting you do so to the point that you might even have to explain who you are, give the Police Commissioner a quick call and ask him to make sure you’re allowed through.
If Rosianne Cutajar can do it, why can’t you? Malta taghna lkoll.
But of course, you mustn’t all do so at once, because then there’s going to be another queue: of readers of this website who are lucky enough to have Peter Paul Zammit’s personal mobile telephone number.
Here it is: +356 7900 0331.
Yes, it’s his actual number. I rang one of my international worldwide network of spies about an hour ago to get it so as to be able to pass it on to my readers for the times when they have a spot of bother.
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This is great. No more waking up at sparrow’s fart for me.
Will it work for private parties as well? I am not sure whether the police catering services’ prices compete with other establishments.
I need to cater a Christmad party. Is this the number to call?
Who is this guy – the Labour Party’s butler-in-chief?
First it was laundering (JDalli BA’s reputation, that is), then catering, now this.
Pietru Pawl, I’m having some friends over for drinks next week. Can I count on you to come and direct traffic in front of my house? Just pretend I’m Lejber, OK?
They are just one big mob of no-hopers who got together, ran a campaign using foreign backers and foreign money, won the vote, and are now entitled to act as our masters. What fools they are.
He’ll probably have to go through all the trouble of changing his phone number now – just like all the PL candidates did once they were elected to parliament by all those who wanted change.
Poor soul. Thank you Daphne, I’ll keep it handy.
As insignificant as it may seem, this case exposes the attitude and tolerance of abuse of this government.
A simple Gozo Channel queue incident shows how they perceive power, its abuse and how one’s political beliefs and involvement make one a first-class or second-class citizen.
In a normal western democracy, such an action by the head of the police would lead to his immediate dismissal or resignation – whichever comes first – because it is tantamount to an abuse of power.
Excellent. This is going to be very handy the next time I get caught in one of those long traffic queues on the roads leading to Cirkewwa when Twanny Tal-Bronka organises one of those free Gozo Channel travel days again.
I knew you would do this!
I need a clown for my children’s Christmas party. Thanks for providing his number. Come to think of it, I’ll ask him to provide a clown/catering package.
Use this number for outside catering service, too.
It works! I woke up at 08.30 this morning, had one look at the traffic jam, phoned the rozzers, ordered rashers and eggs, and was whisked through in no time at all. I enjoyed a superb breakfast, caught up with the latest forensic gossip, and got to the office in time to check our Daphne’s blog. They also serve and protect who only, er, serve and wait upon.
Is this service available also at Cirkewwa or only coming back from Gozo?
1 Quattro Stagioni with extra anchovies please. Labour Delivers.
Honestly Daphne, stop giving us these ideas! Someone will end up phoning the police commissioner on NYE, drunk and eager for a good laugh.
Oh good, what a show will we expect then? Maybe the AIR FORCE ONE and a full SWAT team landing in a couple of minutes – well, make it days knowing our FAST response team.
A week of PBS drama showing us the government’s might. That will definitely make “ic-Caqnu” feel futile and flimsy won’t it?
The dictator of Moronica
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9k5v6bjwGA
His title should be altered to ” Concierge of police”.