On a lighter note, Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando has got himself a dog. And it’s a….chihuahua.
The saying goes that dog-owners end up looking like their dogs. But Malta’s most famous cuckold and cheat has cut to the chase and saved time by getting a dog already made in his own image, in his own size and with his own attitude problem.
The difference is that Jeffrey’s Chihuahua wears bells – presumably to alert people to its presence so that they don’t step on it by accident on purpose – and sounds Christmassy, while Jeffrey hasn’t quite got round to that yet.
Next investments, to go with the Chihuahua: a wife-beater vest, a Ford Escort MkII and a gold necklejs.
Even in his choice of dog, this man can’t be normal.
And it’s “the latest addition to the family” – because you know how things are: you cheat on your wife, she packs up and leaves, you replace her with a dog and you make sure that dog is the canine equivalent of a yapping rat favoured by the sort of people who burn votive candles beneath portraits of Dom Mintoff.
Oh and incidentally, the hairdresser from Hal Ghaxaq is history already. Now it’s all about Lara Boffa. We saw that one coming when he selected her as the Malta Council for Science and Technology’s ‘PR and personal assistant to senior management’. Who is the senior management? He is.
Now members of his first wife’s family, provoked by the recent trials and tribulations of his second wife, have been telling anyone who will listen about the day when, in a violent rage, he pulled a gun on Marlene and then turned it on himself and threatened to pull the trigger in a dramatic stunt.
I suppose it isn’t politically correct to say what most of us are probably thinking about that.
And these individuals are presented to an unsuspecting public for our vote. And the press has spent the last four years, with mounting evidence to the contrary, treating this man like a normal, stable person.
Malta: one great big loony-bin.
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Does he still have the gun? Is it registered and does he have a gun licence?
The gun was almost certainly unloaded. He’s like that.
OK. First question: Where did he get the gun? Does he hold a licence?
[Daphne – It’s a bit late for me to ask him now. I’ll think about doing it in the morning. But really, this is something the press should pick up.]
So? Did you call him? You can tell him I sent you. That should cheer him up.
Ah well, some politicians are addicted to lap dancing. Others prefer lap dogs.
Next question: WHY does he have a gun?
Yes, why? The sound of the gun going off would probably make him cry.
So he can shoot himself in the foot presumably
He’s been doing that for ages.
Wouldn’t a dentist need one ?
It depends whether he is sharing his clientele at his dentistry with the shady clients of Franco Debono. If they share girlfriends, they must share clients as well.
The bell on Chou is to make its presence felt. So like his master.
Pray he doesn’t pull the gun on the dog in one of his rages.
A chihuahua, eh?
Next thing we know he’ll be at the hanut tat-te muttering insults against the Nationalist Party. Oh wait, he does that already.
Let’s put it this way. A chihuahua would not look out of place at is-Serkin.
Next investments, to go with the Chihuahua: a wife-beater vest, a Ford Escort MkII and a gold necklejs.
You forgot the “Virdun fil-gabjetta” (finch in a small wire cage) under his armpit.
The ‘verdun fil-gabjetta’ under armpit is illegal now.
Oh, I forgot the red diamond studded leash.
I wish you have a LIKE button; I would have willingly clicked it.
I pity that dog. Phone the RSPCA. A wife can pack up and leave, but a dog can’t.
Chou? In keeping with the times.
Maybe he will opt for a third wife from a former or present Communist dictatorship next, like Chris Cardona, Manuel Mallia and Konrad Mizzi. The PL can then create another section and call it the PL International Wives and Partners section.
Chou is short for chihuahua. In another time it was short for Chou-en-Lai.
The more I hear and see about him and the other ex PN who joined labour the more I am convinced how right Dr Gonzi was. They served the MLP well but they will never be trusted.
JPO never stood taller than his pet, did he ?
“A new addition to our family”. Which one is that, I lost track.
Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando has found an ally and friend smaller than he is. That should boost his ego.
Dogs love unconditionally, they never talk back, they never judge, they constantly hero-worship and they don’t care if you run around with other women. They are the perfect companion for narcissists.
You are spot on right. In fact that is why Hitler adored dogs but hated cats. Cats can never be controlled and ordered around like dogs. ‘sit’, ‘fetch’, ‘paw’, ‘lie down’, etc.
Do chihuahuas like Earl Grey tea?