Sometimes, I actually find Maltese jokes funny
Published:
December 10, 2013 at 2:48pm
Q. X’inhi id-differenza bejn tejologu u Joe Mizzi?
A. Tejologu hu professur ta’ Alla u Joe Mizzi injorant tal-Madonna.
I’m sorry, but this will definitely be lost in translation, so don’t even bother trying.
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His breakthrough was when he was one of the few who were involved in the business of colour television during the golden years.
He was also appointed a sort of inspector when one needed a licence or a permit to import radio components.
He was also an employee of Deutsche Welle and the company had to refer to him when it needed to import equipment.
A useful idiot, in other words.
Joke of the year? Simply hilarious.
Here’s another one:
L-injurant b’rixa f’sormu jtir
In modern parlance, epic.
Brilliantly hilarious.
On another subject entirely but surely a Maltese joke: Why has legislation not caught up with 2013 yet?
because:
”Lawyers Franco Debono and Veronique Dalli objected. Dr Debono said that contrary to, say, fingerprints, such a test was not provided for by law and the accused had a right to remain silent even in this context.” (The Times June 4, 2013)
”Magistrate Carol Peralta this morning accepted a request from two men charged with football bribery not to give the court a sample of their voice.” ” Mr Mackay and Mr Brincat said the request was in breach of their human rights.
Lawyers Franco Debono and Marion Camilleri appeared for Mr Mackay while Veronique Dalli and Dean Hili appeared for Mr Brincat.” (The Times December 10, 2013)
Now who is responsible for updating legislation…oooops…
Was it just me who noticed Refalo on TV yesterday with his shirt buttons stretched open and his belly showing?
Amazing. That is what I needed after a whole day of meetings.
Poor Joseph ‘Semen’ Mizzi and poor us li twikkajna bih.
Hilarious….
Mizzi is not stupid or ignorant. He’s crass.
All three actually.
I nearly choked on my food. Brilliant.