Attakk fahxi u moqziez fuq Francois Hollande mill-blokker Konservattiv Guido Fawkes
The biker’s black weatherproof all-in-one and full helmet which the president of France used to conceal his identity when arriving at his mistress’s (as distinct from his ‘concubine’s) love-nest are absolutely hysterically funny.
That is the sort of outfit that a male strip-o-gram might have worn, and on somebody who looks like Hollande it just serves to heighten the ridicule.
The poor man’s looks and ‘Mr Normal’ image don’t help him much either.
People have moved from incredulity to laughter already: that Photoshopped picture of Julie Gayet with twin pictures of Hollande’s ‘Mr Normal’ face on her bra-cups just about sums up the reaction.
Shades of John Major and Edwina Currie. When men intrinsically lack glamour, an affair – even with an actress – won’t give it to them. Strangely, it just makes them look more farcical.
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And another thing. ‘Mr. Normal’ did say he wanted ‘change now’ during his electoral campaign.
Since being elected president of France, the only thing he’s changed is his ‘concubine.’
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Fab, Daphne! The Maltese mind set functions (sort of) in a vacuum. Only comparison might knock in some sense in people’s head and expose the ridiculousness that has engulfed the island.
If the Maltese people had programmes like Spitting Image or the French ‘Les Guignols’ (far more virulent than the latter where no one is spared), what would happen? Probably the Labour media will be employing Leprechauns and elves to help them churn out conspiracy theories and paranoid statements.
Has anyone noticed how much Hollande resembles physically our own Mons. Charles Scicluna?
What is certain is that Julie Gayet was not under a charm.
What is it with these bloody socialists and their keeping up with the Joneses attitude?
Nicolas Sarkozy got a glamorous actress/singer for a wife so Francois Hollande had to have one too. Kate Gonzi got herself in the news by having a book published about her so Michelle Muscat had to pull off a stunt to get back in the news.
Lawrence Gonzi negotiated a 1.2 billion euro deal for Malta so Joseph Muscat had to scheme and twist people’s arms to try and get an equal amount. It’s all so petty, it’s exhausting.
What’s more, dig deeper and you’ll find that these wannabe glamorous socialists are not only terribly uncool but also complete wusses at heart. In spite of all his seemingly wild love shenanigans, Francois Hollande has never done the wildest, most romantic and courageous love decision: propose to one of his women.
While Angela Merkel runs around on crutches with a broken pelvis almost as if nothing has happened, Joseph Muscat disappeared for three whole months after fracturing an ankle during a dance. I repeat, total wusses.
Give me the verve, energy and honesty of a Merkel, Sarkozy or Gonzi any day over these dishonest crybabies.
Re-your comparing the 1.2 billion negotiated by the previous government to little joey’s expected bonanza from the sale of citizenship scheme.
I’m afraid I hardly see your point – even though joey’s faithful were seen clapping enthusiastically last Sunday morning when he pronounced that his ‘catch’ would be net profit and non VAT-able back to the E.U. (But that’s the way the chicken-brained seem to like being duped.)
Would you as readily compare the daily – or lifetime – income of an established ‘lady operative’ in Testaferrata street to that of an honest and dedicated ‘paterfamilias’ in trustworthy employment?
I, and thousands like me, certainly do not.
Hear, hear!