Billboard boy wisdom: Albert ‘Bowzer Hara’ Gauci Cunningham on the sale of citizenship
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January 16, 2014 at 10:01pm
“Let’s give this initiative a bloody chance and then if it goes wrong we’ll blame the Prime Minister…no problem,” he writes on Facebook.
Oh, right. It’s THAT simple.
The logic and wisdom of a Labour poster-boy: if things go wrong, no problem, because the main thing is that we can blame somebody and not that things have gone wrong and must be put right at a cost.
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Given the style of his writing, he should see a therapist to get his anger management checked.
It’s already going wrong.
It’s already a failure Mr Gauci Cunn(t)ingham. The fact that 89% of the MEPs are against is more than proof of that.
And this is his reply to that…
Albert Gauci Cunningham
12 hours ago
The majority of the MEPs are against citizenship schemes (now…that Malta is gonna have one…not since Portugal, Cyprus, Austria, Uk, Spain and others have had one…). So frickin what? The majority of MEPs are in favour of abortion, so should we pee in our pants and legalise abortion? No, right?
Would that it were the Nationalists could govern from the Opposition benches. We would never have been in this, to quote Mr. Gauci Cunningham, “bawzer hara”.
Please tell Viviane Reding to stuff her doctorate in human sciences from the Sorbonne.
We have our own expert here with a cum laude in hara from the university of Villa Qlalet in Gzira.
You will not find this on Google but Cunningham’s alma mater happens to be the sewage pumping station next door to the BMW showroom in Rue d’Argens.
Thick as a brick.
Does Mr. Gauci Cunningham plan to deliver a “bowzer hara” to the 560 MEPs who rubbished Muscat’s Citizenship 4 Sale scheme?
When Ritienne and I built our house, the in-laws insisted we get all the best stuff – Pozzi-Ginori bogs and all. But it was expensive. So I skimped and decided to forgo the drains. “Minn xhiex qed tibza’, Ritienne”, I asked her.”Let’s give this initiative a bloody chance and then if it goes wrong we’ll blame the builders. Ejja ma nkissruhiex qabel titwieled.” So we did.
The next morning, as soon as I flushed, I was showered in a ponn h***. I thought it was normal. You know, let’s give it time to learn. But it went on. I tried to shovel a terrapien trab down the bog but that only made it worse, and soon the ponn was a bawzer and the whole house was flooded. Ritienne and I were wading around knee-deep in reeking h***.
“Let’s just blame the builders,” I said. But she was calling me every name under the sun, threatening to call her mum (the old snapdragon) and her dad (a recidivist illegal spring hunter). So in the end I hired a bawzer to clear up the whole mess.
On my way, I passed a billboard…
In situations like yours, Baxxter, you can always resort to that Muscatoffian tactic: “Ritienne, toqghodx ixxewwex.”
He will have to blame his own opportunistic stupidity and that of the billboard brigade.
Why is this guy always so angry?
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a tiger by the toe.
If he hollers, let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
But if it eats you up…” what the heck”, you would have given it a try anyway!
The pity in this situation is that the repercussions will be borne by all non-iced bun recipient Maltese just as the fall out from other shenanigans were. But the comment does amply illustrate the breadth and depth of Mr. Cunningham’s thinking and reasoning.
Oh yes of course what sound reasoning – just give the scheme a chance. Certainly let’s damage our reputation and put Maltese businesses at risk just because we should give it a chance.
Gauci, what you and your ilk fail to understand is that Muscat has no right to sell what is not his to sell. Giving Muscat a chance does not come into it.