Dispatches from the Other Malta: studio portraiture for your car valentine
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March 27, 2014 at 8:58pm
I know there are lots of men in the Other Malta who are neurotic about their cars and as obsessively possessive about them as they are about their women, but this was a revelation.
It looks like they’re moved on – dak progress, hi – from having sex with goats and chickens to doing it with their cars.
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Will these be on display at the Malta Men Expo?
Sure. In the Family Man section.
You can’t be serious? Talk about modern-day perversions.
Than we have a President who refuses to sign the Civil Union Bill. What a country of morons. Bil-Malti, xi dwejjaq ta’ pajjiz.
Speaking of cars and traffic: http://www.newsbook.com.mt/artikli/2014/03/25/il-bus-lane-tal-mosta-issa-miftuha-ghal-kulhadd.16226
Could it be that a certain Jo was tired of passing by illegally?
This must be mechanophilia.
And for goodness sake, it’s ‘Book your car shoot now’.
Better off with goats. They don’t backfire.
Have you seen his graduation photoshoot?
http://davidspiteri.wix.com/photography#!graduation-photoshoot/cykx
Cringe.
Would this be the flattering version of the back end of a bus?
As in, “Honey, you look like the back end of a Toyota Prius.”
Patri, figliu sanctum …….. What next.
“Give your car a treat this Valentine’s. Cum shafts from as little as 100 euros. Apply at Willy’s Garage.”
ciccio, I just really laughed out loud. Still smiling.
It’s a one-time special offer, Harry. It’s intended to make you laugh all the way to the bank.
Allow me, these youngsters, weaned on airbags, foglights and trunks loaded with audio equipment, have no idea what real automobiles look like.
Fangio and his Alfa 159 (the real one)
http://www.autoconcept-reviews.com/cars_reviews/alfa-romeo/alfa-romeo-grand-prix-tipo-159-1951/wallpapers/7.jpg
If you thought a Bugatti was vulgar and Hispano Suiza overrated, the Delage was definitely the one to go for.
http://blackcampbell.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/delage-d8-120-s-pourtout-aero-coupe_5.jpg
And finally, the Stratos, when Bertone couldn’t care less about a car being practical.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoU6YqLindg
So where do you stick your …. oh never mind.