For health and energy, drink Konrad Mizzi
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March 29, 2014 at 6:59pm
Konrad Mizzi’s portfolio now sounds like that 1970s television advertisement for Ovaltine. It’s suddenly clicked that this is the reason why writing it out as ‘energy and health’ didn’t sound right when I did it, and then when I reversed the order it sounded so much better.
The jingles you hear repeatedly in childhood – they really do stay with you for life.
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Cabinet meetings will start with an Ovaltine, no not in the oval room, Joseph still has to sort that one out.
“For Health, Strength and Energy drink Ovaltine Each Day”. I remember that one well.
He only needs the “Strength” to complete it all.
Seriously now, how can he manage two very important portfolios?
No doubt by drinking Ovaltine each day.
He is there just for formality’s sake. Dalli is the man.
The Shame On You Minister is going to need a lot of health to administer the energy sector, and a lot of energy to administer the health sector, that is for sure.
We’re in for a lot of Red Bullshit.
Now patients can contribute their flatulence through an interconnector from the hospital to the gas storage tanker
Yes, get a discount on the bills.
And in rude Maltese: “Ghas-sahha u energija hu n***a kull fil-ghaxija”
Ma jistax miskin, ghax irid imur ic-Cina ghal wahda
Malta’s new vita-man.
I hate Konrad’s mouth. When he speaks his lips look like two centipedes copulating.
Ever noticed his left hand, it’s so…flexible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Iog6z0Les
For health, strength and energy, drink Ovaltine each day.
Giving Konrad Mizzi the Ovaltine ministry may mean either Joseph wants him to walk the plank or else they will find an excuse to bring in John Dalli to help him out in implementing the health reform under the pretext that Konrad’s portfolio is too big for him to handle without aides.
Thus in effect Dalli will be the actual minister for health but wouldn’t have to face the political flak.
I know the Ministry of Health is not an easy one but isn’t it possible that there was no one capable and willing to take it. Did it have to be given to a Minister who already has a Ministry. He must be Superman.
Obviously not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt-cP_fXz2o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjBDH5cuY98
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jda_sOAj_k
Exclusive from the minister this afternoon. Fenomenali.
Pruzuntuz fenomenali.
I must say Mizzi’s Ministry says it all. So now he will be responsible for the “fabbrika tal-kanser” and the “sptar tal-kanser”.
With the appointment of Konrad Mizzi as minister for energy and health, the Marsaxlokk residents are assured of having a one stop shop. If the gas tanker explodes they are assured of an efficient medical treatment as well.
It’s all right, he’s not going to hurt you.
For “Malta taghna ilkoll” Konrad got “Cosa Nostra DJs”.
The writing was on the wall.
Does this mean that he’ll be taking 2 salaries? Msieken il-familja Mizzi… bil-minimum wage ghaddejjin…jahasra….
How great would be if we were to have a copy of the original 1970s video? Ovaltine!
For Glorious Health and Boundless Energy, Ovaltine!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/fawbs/2404754028/
Konrad Mizzi – he gives you wings.
Drink the Konrad Kool-Aid:
http://s28.postimg.org/clfouc2gd/245567de31e329304e.jpg
Take It On? Konrad Power:
http://postimg.org/image/ikxxndre5/
Kemm hu kool Konrad taghna ser jaghmlilna party Sky. Tlaqt ninfaqa jien Cosa Nostra. Hemm xi blokka?
Funny that he mentioned podologists in particular, but left out psychologists, speech language pathologists, occupational therapists, medical lab scientists and many others.
Are these not fenomenali as well? Is Fenomenali Mizzi being treated regularly by a podologist?
Min jaf, forsi Sai Mizzi, qed tlesti t-triq biex b’xi mod jidhlu ic-Cinizi fit-tmexxija ta’ Mater Dei. Ilhom iccekkcku li jixtiequ li l-sptar jitmexxa b’management gdid.