Government by tenterhooks
Published:
April 26, 2014 at 8:59pm
Il-Prim Ministru Joseph Muscat qal li fil-jiem li ġejjin il-Gvern se jkun f’pożizzjoni li jħabbar aħbar kbira.
Dan qalu waqt li kien qed jindirizza l-folla preżenti fi Pjazza San Franġisk fir-Rabat Għawdex.
Come on then, let’s begin the guessing (sorry, gassing) game. All suggestions welcome, however outrageous.
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M’hemmx ahbar ikbar u isbah milli Joseph Muscat ihabbar li se jirrizenja b’effet IMMEDJAT.
Sorry. Did not notice somebody had made the same guess. The question was too great a temptation to resist and I wrote before reading the suggestions already sent in
Muscat government to sell Gozo to China in exchange for a bridge.
“ahbar kbira”…wow…what?
I know: brightly painted mini vans roaming the country distributing POYC medicines, I bet.
Thank heavens I can afford it and bought my hypertension medicine using my own funds.
All the money I could have spent on Super 5 or playing bingo at coffee mornings I invested wisely and am receiving dividends.
Joseph’s marrying Jason.
The prime minister is to marry Jason Micallef and they will jointly adopt Cyrus Engerer.
Throw in Deborah and some of the bast Malta and ..
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HCBXtj74tIo
They’re slitting open the brown envelope.
He’s working on how to sell it so it must not be right or he knows already that it will be met with criticism. Hence the drama.
He’s admitting how incompetent he is.
Michelle Muscat is pregnant? Hmm no, no.
They found Sai Mizzi? Hmm neither, no.
They found oil in Burmarrad? Burmarrad ‘Texas’ no, no.
Willie finally found a garage? Yeah go Willie go Willie…no.
He found the culprit who was behind the tampering of the smart meters?…’Barunijiet’ huh, no.no…hmm.
The first gay marriage + adoption etc. etc…maybe.
The LNG tanker is going to be bigger..hmm ‘ahbar kbira’?
Sant finally came to understand that we are in Europe…now that would be an ‘ahbar kbira’.
Hair loss remedy forsi? Jeffrey getting married yet again?
Meshall Peron is pregnant with quintuplets.
Who donated the sperm?
Time for a multiple choice question here.
A) Michelle pregnant with twins fathered by Jason Micallef.
B) China in deal to buy Air Malta.
C) New power station contract to be signed with Kazakhstan.
D) A new company that will provide hundreds of jobs is going to be set up only to end up not opening at all.
E) Joseph Muscat announces that he is gay and will divorce Michelle to marry the phenomenal Konrad Mizzi, whose wife has run off.
F) Malta will soon need a bailout and Simon Busuttil was right all along (maybe not ghax issa we’re selling passports).
LNG Tanker Deborah let out some gas in the Fliegu and triggered a tsunami warning.
The Malta Police Force Rapid and Advanced Catering Team (MPFRACT) has made it to the semi-finals of Masterchef.
Selling part of Mater Dei Hospital to China, in a deal brokered by John Dalli and Shiv Nair.
An Eastenders episode shot at the Auberge de Castille, starring Mrs Muscat and her personal assistant Pamela Seychell.
Joseph crowned Emperor of Malta.
Read ‘to be crowned Emperor of Malta. Three days paid holiday to celebrate.
Last time I heard the phrase ‘ser inhabru ahbar kbira’ I was at my children’s nativity play.
The prime minister is divorcing Mrs Muscat and marrying Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando in Malta’s first same-sex civil union. The ceremony will be performed by that human waterbed, the Liberace mayor of Zurrieq.
Lara Boffa discovers that she is a lesbian after all and, to be really liberal, marries Franco Debono in Hal Ghaxaq’s parish church. They adopt a cock.
I thought Franco Debono was the cock.
After it was announced that the President is a direct descendant of the Romanovs and hence a grand duchess in her own right, it has been discovered that Michelle is a direct blood relation of the Habsburg-Lorraine and Jo is a scion of the house of Savoia- Carignano.
The nudists are getting their beaches! Equality for all at last!
Manuel Mallia is joining a Marion Mizzi weight loss program.
And joining the nudist campaign
Joseph Muscat is pregnant.
Malta will be abolishing intellectual property legislation and will become more European by manufacturing genuine counterfeit Dolce & Gabbana dresses under licence to China.
Genuine fakes, same as our PL government, which is not a government at all, but a party of raiding pirates, looting the island and selling the spoils to the Chinese.
Malta has struck oil.
Malta will host the Olympics in 2024.
L-ahjar u l-akbar thabbira tkun li Joseph Muscat & Co jwarrbu min hemm u jhallu l-gvern jitmexxa min nies sodi w kompetenti.
Sorry, I did not notice that somebody had already made the same suggestion. The temptation was too great to resist and I answered before reading the suggestions already made.
What a twunt.
Mintoff cloned.
I would hazard a guess that the Chinese will be getting themselves involved in the public health care system or Air Malta.
Obviously this will be sold to the public as the only solution to the survival those state entities. Much the same as when they sold 30% of Enemalta to the Chinese state.
The canonization of Dom Mintoff and Lorry Sant.
The radiation from the Nexos UV lamps gave him mutant superhuman abilities which will be revealed in the upcoming X-Men film.
The great news is that we all get to choose his new supervillain name by referendum.
Seriously, the only good and great news I can think of is the discovery of oil in commercial quantities.
Unfortunately it will mean more money available for the PL to squander.
Sai Mizzi will be returning to Malta after having has struck a deal with China to run Mater Dei. Mission accomplished and Konrad ‘s aspirations gratified.
Muscat’s latest hair transplant is successful. Fenomenali.
Malta will join China by offering expertise (Joe Mizzi will head team) and partly financing (Citizenship For Sale proceeds) an ambitious programme to land Joseph Muscat on the moon by 2018 (as part of V18 celebrations).
Time and prestige are being considered a priority. How to get him back is not being treated as important enough.
I bet that, having old Enemalta to the Chinese, the next logical step is to sell the other utility, Water Services Corporation. That would not complete the looting. There’s still the state general hospital and Filfla.
Manwel Mallia will be found after having gone AWOL for weeks if not months, which is his version of keeping his promise of resigning for having conceded the single day of residency for the false ‘Maltese’ citizens.
An underground train /subway tunnel for passengers between the islands
He’s going to announce that he’s going to hire out his personal house to be his official residence