President Botnija and Prime Minister Botni

Published: May 5, 2014 at 12:10am

The government’s Department of Information has released a couple of truly unfortunate photographs of the president and the prime minister laying wreaths in a ceremony organised by the Royal Air Forces Association yesterday.

Muscat is completely unrecognisable from what he was when elected party leader just six years ago.

And wives now know for a fact that their husbands are safe with the President – and it’s not because she’s taken to saying the rosary in bed with Edgar.

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25 Comments Comment

  1. Joseph Caruana says:

    Stylist Wanted. “Bil-Platforms, qisna qegħdin Paceville ma’ xi arblu.”

  2. H.P. Baxxter says:

    Who is the fruity bit in the background? Some Air vice-marshal’s daughter? Or wife, alack?

    • La Redoute says:

      The cleavage is covered. Zoom in for a closer look.

      • H.P. Baxxter says:

        I know. It’s the whole composition that makes the fruitiness, not choice bits. That is to say, fruitiness is more than the sum of the whole.

      • La Redoute says:

        I see. So you checked.

        What’s your take on the sartorial mess in the foreground? Does the suit make the man or does the man mess up the suit? Is there any hope that we may finally enjoy the sight of an elegant prime minister?

      • H.P. Baxxter says:

        I don’t know. I’m still focussing on the bit of all right in the background.

  3. Edgar says:

    What no photoshop to reduce inches from their protruding backsides? The prime minister needs to seek his wife’s advice on that.

  4. gorg says:

    Qeghdin sew. L-aqwa kostum hu ta dak il-kajboy.

  5. Rabti says:

    Maaaa dak l-ilbies – please Madam President, ilbes ta’ PRESIDENT.

  6. curious says:

    X’faqar ta’ fjuri. Kollox ta’ bilfors.

  7. ken il malti says:

    Why does the president always have a pissed off look on her face?

  8. The Observer says:

    That horrible suit – again. Those shoes – not really fitting for a woman in her position as head of state. And what about a hat? The President needs help.

  9. Maltease says:

    She seems to be fixated on wearing white, making her look like a proper whale.

    Those shoes are soooo 90s. And soooo inappropriate for her age, her position and the occasion. And those straw hats in the background are only fit for the beach.

    X’misthija…

  10. Manuel says:

    The ladies at the back wore black for the solemn occasion. The president, in crumpled off-white linen mix trousers and too-short jacket with hooker peep-toe heels. Ridiculous.

    Veru pajjiz tal-hamalli governed by hamalli themselves.

    Peter Apap Bologna or Martin Scicluna might give us their valuable insight.

  11. L.Gatt says:

    Who’s the man with the straw hat at the back? Where did he think he was going, to the beach?

  12. C Falzon says:

    She reminds me of J.D. Hogg from the Dukes of Hazzard. All she’s missing is a cigar.

    • Neo says:

      Except that he dressed in sharp suits… white yes, but impeccable. And he was the comic relief/antagonist.

  13. ken il malti says:

    Why does Coleiro always look like a past middle-age Jewish harpie from New York City?

  14. Xejn sew says:

    Holy Mother of God. Did she really have to wear open-toed hooker shoes?

    Il-forma tat-tanga tidher mill-qalziet abjad tal-linen kien jonqosha.

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