Here’s a use for Malta’s disproportionately large number of w*nkers
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June 28, 2014 at 7:30pm
The Independent (London) reports that Britain is facing a major sperm shortage. Our government should start an export drive to Britain, using an empty factory allocated by Malta Enterprise. It should have differently decorated production rooms (I can advise on this) – for example, one papered entirely with images of roosters and another lined with multiple screens playing videos of Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando’s many television monologues on a loop.
I have plenty of other personalised decorative ideas, but am in a bit of a rush.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/britain-is-facing-a-major-sperm-shortage-9569949.html
We could contribute to this shortage by relocating our houses of parliament lock stock and barrel to Westminster. Given our colonial history, this would not be an entirely new experience for Malta. It would also have the additional benefit of freeing up both the old palace armoury as well as the Piano project for purposes that are more deserving of these two magnificent buildings.
Maltese w*nkers shouldn’t be allowed to breed.
Cyrus Engerer can help with the decoration.
With the photos he copied onto his pendrive.
This would encourage more w*nking.
They should set up a company: Malta W Nakers Ltd. It might be eligible for Eur400,000 of EU funding.
It would be nice if all British babies born would have a label: Product of Malta W Nkers Ltd.
And Chris Fearne can call it the Wankfeeding Programme.
What would the name be had it been a Mintoffian korp tax-xoghol?
I have a few ideas, but they are unprintable.
Bahhar u Sewwi, Izra u Rabbi, and now..Igri u Gerrieh.
There is a spooge drought in Britain ?
Did Elton John corner the market or something ?
Another excellent opportunity for Joseph Muscat to think outside the box and balance the budget, with a Tuesday morning cabinet meeting from which Helena Dalli will have to be excused.
They’ll be stuffed if they set a minimum required height.
That depends, if the question about IQ comes sooner, they would not get as far as the height question. They would be left wondering what the h*** IQ is.
Jeffrey has produced his already.
http://292fc373eb1b8428f75b-7f75e5eb51943043279413a54aaa858a.r38.cf3.rackcdn.com/local_08_temp-1338275005-4fc474bd-620×348.jpg
Are you sure he hasn’t walked out of the tin?
Il-General Wankers Union taqbel sa kemm min japplika ma jinqabadx f’ pozizzjoni prekarja.
Cyrus Engerer already has the photos to put up. But then he might have his suspended sentence revoked and sent to jail, where he can still be the Prime Minister’s advisor on EU affairs!
Most of those who voted PL and got foxtrot alpha might want to volunteer an enema
Joe Grima would have a problem getting past the enormous overhang of his belly.