Taghna Lkoller Frederick Testa justifies his Eur2,300 monthly salary

Published: July 9, 2014 at 7:54pm

And wasn’t he meant to be on a year’s contract? The year is up.

This is another crap video to justify some people’s existence. Apart from the rubbish script and bad production, it really shows that Frederick Testa is a 60-year-old childless gay man with no experience of matches.

Frederick, picnics with small children are not a pastoral idyll. Nobody dozes off in the sun – especially not the mother, who by that point in the proceedings will be a bag of nerves dying to get home to a shower. If the father closes his eyes, the small boy will prise the eyelids apart with his thumb and forefinger.

Grass fires are not started by casting a lit match into the air. When you cast a match into the air, the flame goes out before it hits the ground. You start a grass fire by holding a match steadily right against a clump of stalks. Grass fires are usually started not by children’s tossed matches but by their parents’ smouldering cigarettes.




11 Comments Comment

  1. AG says:

    Not to mention the fact that we’re in the heat of summer and nobody in Malta goes on a picnic at this time of year.

  2. Alexander Ball says:

    He could have spiced it up with a nonce in the bushes offering a glimpse of some puppies. The nonce doesn’t have to be a priest.

  3. bob-a-job says:

    “DARBA TIĠIK ĦAŻINA!” – Vote PN

  4. Joe Fenech says:

    Abysmal.

    • Joe Fenech says:

      In the UK and the continent, you see better work from 13 year old beginners doing media courses in mainstream schools.

  5. much more says:

    Yet another shoddy promo.

  6. H.P. Baxxter says:

    Is anyone in the creative industries in Malta not a moron?

    [Daphne – Me, for one, and I know quite a few others.]

  7. Natalie says:

    That looks like such an uncomfortable spot to have a picnic. Besides, having a barbeque by the sea is much more likely than a picnic in Malta’s summer.

  8. WhoamI? says:

    U Frederick ghadu jfittex il-fjamma…

  9. zz says:

    It would have been more believable if the kid was playing with a ball and by mistake hit the barbecue. The hot charcoal just might start a fire if left unattended.

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