I have it on the highest authority that the Minister of the Interior is doing something about his vast girth
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August 6, 2014 at 11:05pm
Yesterday I was told that he has engaged a nutritionist. It must have been this photograph that did it. You know how we keep right on thinking that we still look like somebody out of Baywatch, and then see a photograph of ourselves taken when we weren’t looking, and…ouch.
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The photo makes him look as if his arse is in front
And his knees at the back…how did that happen?
It’s the opposite of b’ wicc il-quddiem.
He must have decided to begin carrying his half a million cash around with him in a fanny-pouch.
Hope that two of his female colleagues engage a nutritionist too.. they both have such a pretty face….Wish that the Minister succeeds in this challenge for his and Malta’s image sake.
Guess they need an optician, not a nutritionist.
I think you should feel flattered at the indeniable proof that he is following your blog and taking your advice,
Saw him on a flight recently, sitting in economy next to his Mrs. Sitting next to someone that size is no fun. Could have been the proverbial straw.
Unfortunately we are risking having him as the highest authority.
‘I have it on the highest authority that the Minister of the Interior is doing something about his vast girth’
Like making sure to be photographed next to Joe Grima for example.
He has just lost his second in command at the KGB, sorry, I mean the secret service department, that department that is spying on us, our phone calls, our sms’s, basically tracking everything we say or do. It’s back to MLP but the technology is orders of magnitude better than that of the eighties and the people are orders of magnitude stupider.
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20140807/local/security-service-deputy-chief-resigns.530891
They are trying for another child but the Rumanian keeps on rolling off the Minister.
Christ I could have given him some advice for free.
Keep away from the mamaliga, the goat’s cheese and the Rumanian pastries for a start.
Eating Rumanian pastizzi is certainly not good for his diet.
What an eXXXXLent idea.