Pain, suffering and tbatija update: a hot new video

Published: August 4, 2014 at 6:13pm

A thoroughly wired President of the Law Commission says that his political career is not yet over. What is he hoping to do – go back to the Nationalist Party?

Send Muscat a thousand text messages a day until he puts him on the Labour list?

Johrog ma’ Arnold?

What a boring, stupid man. If I were single, I would top myself in this country. Fihom priza l-irgiel Maltin, wiehed aghar mill-iehor. Watch you don’t slip on all those loose screws…

Mamma mia, no wonder that on the rare occasions when a ship comes in, half of Malta’s women come tearing out in search of a real man.

Malta’s most eligible bachelor: l-ewwel jixrob l-inbid kollu u mbaghad jixroblok mohhok f’zewg minuti.




26 Comments Comment

  1. mc says:

    X’jizzaqqaq.

  2. H.P. Baxxter says:

    Jien gej minn familja. Bottom line this is logic. Jidher li ghad hemm forsi niltaqa’ ma’ certi frustrazzjonijiet. Jien niftakru lil “Simon”.

    Wow.

  3. Josanne Rickman says:

    Now this man I adore, so full of expression and energy, also I am a bit hard of hearing. I would throw myself at his feet.

  4. Colline Del Barbuto says:

    X’antipatija u porkerija ta’ ragel frustrat. Xi hadd ixtrilu seasonal pass ghal xi wiehed mill-clubs ta’ Cardona, forsi jehles ftit mit-tensjoni li ghandu.

  5. one of us says:

    I love ‘bottim’ line!

  6. Bartolo says:

    The bottom line is nobody wants you around.

  7. zunzana says:

    Iss mur obsor li fil-grupp parlamentari Simon Busuttil kien jitkellem fuq affarijiet li ma kienx jaqbel maghhom! Mhux ovvjja sur cuc. Izda m’ghamilx il-buzullotti li ghamilt int ja pulcinell.

  8. Sister Ray says:

    Is he trying to indicate the size of something?

  9. Madoff says:

    Dan qed johlom illi jerggha fil-PN…beda jibki bil-pulit.

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      And I think I can tell you exactly what he wants: the deputy leadership, instead of Mario Demarco.

      • vanni says:

        You’re selling the lad short. Leader or bust (the PN naturally, not his exalted self)

      • H.P. Baxxter says:

        Whose bust? Oh I see what you mean.

        No, I think our Franco sees himself as a kind of jurisprudential hero, like his idol Guido Demarco (the idol of many a demented Maltese lawyer). So he will want to take his son’s place, and eventually be made a Superminister (Justice, Police and perhaps Film, so he can meet Brangelina again).

      • Madoff says:

        It would more to be deputy leadership for party affairs given the unhappy circumstances.

  10. P Shaw says:

    The product of a ‘mammoni’ culture and a sheltered upbringing.

    In central and northern Europe and the USA, they’d be fending for themselves from the age of 18.

  11. ken il malti says:

    If I were Jo, I would make Franco the commissioner of Maltese red wine.

  12. Last Post says:

    Ghaziz Franco (ta’ Malta mhux ta’ Spanja), minn hawn nixtieq nghidlek li dal-pajjiz ckejken taghna hu zghir wisq ghall-intellett u l-entuzjazmu li ghandek ghal dak li hu sewwa u xieraq.

    Sahansitra nies rahal twelidek, sa minn meta, bhala tifel ckejken ghamilt l-ewwel priedka tieghek (f’dal-kaz tal-Milied), ma fehmukx u ma tawkx l-importanza li minn dejjem kienet tixraqlek. Nemmen li ghalhekk, fl-ghaqal u l-hazen tieghek (tal-mohh, naturalment) qatt ma hrigt fuq id-distrett ta’ rahal twelidek u minflok ghazilt l-arena tieghek fil-Qrendi u l-inhawi.

    Hemmhekk stajt tehodha mal-gganti tal-PN. Louis Galea u Helen D’Amato u rbahtilhom it-tnejn. Minn dak li ghamilt mindu sibt postok fil-Parlament, int urejt li inti Gilju, mhux f’wied fejn hemm il-hdura (tal-vegitazzjoni), imma f’xaghra arida fejn l-idejat u l-proposti tieghek mhumiex apprezzati kif u kemm tixtieq.

    Ghalhekk infakkrek fil-holma li kellek biex taghti sehmek barra minn Malta fejn it-talent jigi maghruf u apprezzat. Ghalhekk inheggek biex taghmel pjacir lilek innifsek (u iehor akbar lilna) billi tistabilixxi ruhek f’wiehed mill-pajjizi membri tal-Unjoni Ewropea fejn tista’ tinfluwenza l-hajja politika w socjali fuq skala ferm ikbar minn din (skuzi) il-bezqa ta’ art ingrata.

  13. The Observer says:

    Bottim lajn : ittihom tord li ma kinux jaghtu kasek?

  14. ghalgolhajt.com says:

    Bottim lajn… m’ghamlekx ministru Dr. Gonzi u ghalhekk dort kontrih. Issa jilghaq lil Simon Busutill biex minghalih ihalli xi bieb imbexxaq. Dan mignun feroci, postu Frankuni ghax ta’ periklu kbir ghas-socjeta’.

  15. Alexander Ball says:

    A future Labour PM?

    You saw it here first.

  16. Gaetano Pace says:

    Din il ligi li tirregola lill kazini politici aktar minn tletin sena ilu kont ghamilt rapport lis-superjuri tieghi dwarha. Kont ghidt li ir-regolamenti tal kazini, kif jirregistraw, is-segretarju, il mizati, ma kienetx qed tapplika ghal kazini politici. Kont issuggerejt li stante in natura taghhom dawn il kazini kellhom ikunu regolamentati b`ligi ghalihom, ga la darba kien jidher car li min kien responsabbli ma riedx li kazin politiku ikun regolat mill Ordinanza dwar il kazini. Fost ohrajn l-ordinanza kienet tghid li il mizati tal membri kellhom ikopru il-kera tal-kazin. U dan kollu kont ghamiltu bhala parti mid-doveri tieghi, bla ma qadt nghid kemm jien bravu, bla ma gibt ministru jaghtin icertifikat fil pubbliku, bla daqq ta trombi, imma sempliciment b`dover li ghalih kont nithallas il paga ta spettur tal pulizija. Dak kien aktar minn tletin sena ilu. Bravu Franco la hekk trid tisma f`widnejk but I had been there ages before you.

  17. jack says:

    Key words: ‘Jiena gej minn familja, LI DAK IZ-ZMIEN KIENET NAZZJONALISTA’

  18. Antoine Vella says:

    After Tal-Farfett and Tal-Ajkla, we’re going to have Tas-Serduq.

    http://www.bvaphoto.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/TRP_WEB_BRAND.png

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