Johnny Bahamas’s Linked In profile needs some serious updating
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October 3, 2014 at 6:27pm
What I really feel like right now is a big bag of mqaret.
You know how he’s convinced he’s still the EU Commissioner for Health? Well, it’s right there on his current Linked In profile.
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It’s probably fair to summarise John Dalli’s stint as EU Commissioner as “he started it with a grilling, and ended it as toast.”
He now is EU Commissioner for Health Emeritus, right Baxxter?
Correct. In a few years, he will get his own 9.5/10 scale bronze statue, in a suitably imposing pose, outside some important public building, with a Times New Roman bronze letter inscription saying JOHN DALLI – MINISTRU U KUMMISSARJU.
For posterity.
I propose a small but important addition to the inscription:
JOHN DALLI – MINISTRU, KUMMISSARJU U FILANTROPU
As for the public building, would the Corradino Prisons do?
I think it will be the new parliament building. Opposite the Zieme.
Along with various other heroic monuments to: Karmenu Mifsud Bonnici (long overdue for the choirs invisible – hell must be a Joe Mizzi’s bus), (former?) Judge Arrigo, (former (?)) Judge Farrugia Sacco, Frans ‘Kittieb’ Sammut, and Peter ‘Father Peter’ Serracino Inglott, hassieb tal-prima klassi.
Plus a contemporary faceless, nameless and suitably mystifying installation dedicated to Shiv ‘The Shadow’ Nair.
Is he missing his teeth?
Looks like he’s seen a ghost.
Either that or he forgot to apply the hemorrhoids unguent.