Turnip-baiting on Twitter: the exciting new sport

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1. Gobsmacked says:

   October 28, 2014 at 10:00 pm

   HP, you must be 40-something then, seeing that you’re familiar with Castle Greyskull. Thought you were much older.

   [Daphne – Actually, he’s much younger than 40.]

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   • H.P. Baxxter says:

     October 29, 2014 at 12:25 am

     All the zaghzagh are familiar with Castle Greyskull. And if they aren’t, then they’re not zaghzagh but adults in miniature.

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     • Gahan says:

       October 29, 2014 at 5:25 am

       ŻGĦAŻAGĦ not zaghzagh.

       H.P.Baxxter must be a short 48year old guy.

     • H.P. Baxxter says:

       October 29, 2014 at 3:46 pm

       Like zunzan and znazan?

       Yes, I am in my late forties/early fifties. Or on the wrong side of 18, whichever way you prefer.

     • kev says:

       October 30, 2014 at 12:47 am

       Gahan, Baxxter is a 51-year-old, 5 foot five, wiry, frustrated individual who sees himself as the only intellectual in the village.

       [Daphne – Ah, your wife’s friend Jeffrey, then. Well no, he’s actually around five foot three. And not very wiry.]
       

     • kev says:

       October 30, 2014 at 12:55 am

       No, Daphne, my wife’s friend Jeffrey must be around 5 foot two, and not wiry, no, but he’s making an effort.

       [Daphne – Yes, I think you’re right about that, five foot two, but I didn’t want to make too much of it because he’s on the touchy and hysterical side. Also, not so much wiry as wired.]

     • H.P. Baxxter says:

       October 31, 2014 at 1:25 am

       51 1/2, Kevin. My birthday’s on 31st March.

       But really, is this the best you can do? My front door is always welcome to your petrol bombs. And if you can’t fly over from Brussels, you can always get your mates in the police to do it.

   • wacko says:

     October 29, 2014 at 3:53 pm

     He loves Scooter… so he might be 35-ish ;)

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