“You’re the man. Yes, baby, you’re the man.”

Published: October 23, 2014 at 7:22pm

Muscat Joseph

Don’t all queue up at once, girls. He doesn’t fancy you anyway.




24 Comments Comment

  1. Tinnat says:

    I’m intrigued. What do people with a strong “gaydar” notice?

    • Josette says:

      The way he looks at men and blanks women.

      • Tinnat says:

        I call that sexist, very much in keeping with his process of evolution from school nerd to the “now I’m powerful” persona. In his chauvinist mind, women have no power, so he can ignore them.

  2. Min Jaf says:

    Kif thares lejh minn fejn thares lejh, dejjem jidher l-stess – antipatiku u rebuttanti.

  3. Makjavel says:

    Girls feel safe with him. Who knows why?

    [Daphne – Well, I’ll tell you that girls certainly don’t feel safe with Cyrus Engerer, so that has nothing to do with it.]

    • bob-a-job says:

      No one would feel safe in a snake pit, particularly if one of the snakes had a laptop or mobile phone with which to record and blackmail his fellow councillors.

      A blackmailing snake recognizes no sexual boundaries; it only senses obstacles on its path to its goals.

  4. Felix says:

    You seem to know something we don’t know.

  5. Charles Theuma says:

    He promises sex in front of a lot of people but then says otherwise.

    • Franco's (Feathered) Tits says:

      I don’t think anybody, except perhaps Cyrus and his rabbit friend, wants to see Joseph Muscat having sex in front of a lot of people. To be honest, I don’t think he even has sex in private.

  6. Oscar says:

    “Revenge porn: Campaigners hail tough new laws that target spiteful lovers who put explicit pictures online.”

    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/revenge-porn-campaigners-hail-tough-4489549

    Stay away from Scotland, Cyrus.

  7. ciccio says:

    That look and gesture encapsulates the active ingredients of “min hexa mexa.”

  8. Tabatha White says:

    God, those teeth are yellow.

    And that mouth. Awful.

    I see him as the result of a national celebration of a genetic aberration.

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      Imma ginger, Tabatha. Busuttil mhux. Viva n-Nordicizmu Taghna Lkoll!

      • Tabatha White says:

        Not that direction of genetic aberration, Baxxter.

      • H.P. Baxxter says:

        His looks sell well. The Maltese, and indeed any people, sit up and take notice when something different comes along. Muscat sold himself as that something different. Unlike every other prime minister we’ve had, he’s a ginger.

        The Maltese are closet Nordicists, whatever they, or their priests, may say. Blonde works. Ginger works too. Tall and blonde works even better.

        I know it’s a taboo but I no longer give a fcvk.

        [Daphne – You’re wrong. Tall and good-looking, seriously posh (for want of another word) and well-spoken is what works. It’s the British/American model. And he can he be dark, blonde, red-haired or mousy, and he’ll win hands down. Muscat’s physical appearance actually works against, not for, him.]

    • Tabatha White says:

      The only thing that sold was the promise of corruption, with the Blokka “Silg” to prove it.

      You think he’d be hob-nobbed with if it wasn’t for that?

      That would encompass the “vizjoni tal-maggoranza” at the 2013 elections.

      Muscat’s over-riding quality which put him in prime position, is the negative one of being able to lie through his teeth, stall, and poke childish jibes with nowt but a furrow.

      And to organise the underworld in circular direct-loop formation.

      Nothing to do with looks. It could have been any dogsbody, even Kurt Farrugia.

  9. A.Attard says:

    Tad-daqqiet ta harta – minn dejjem kien

  10. Judy says:

    It is not what a person looks like that is important but his honest way of thinking and the good he does to his fellow men. I am still waiting to see it though, as till now I have seen this person smile and go back on his word.

    My generation has struggled to bring Malta forward and we managed. Let us hope and pray that whoever governs will continue to do so for the good of all Maltese.

    • Tabatha White says:

      “What a person looks like” gives a good number of indicators for the rest, as long as one is both well-seasoned in recognising the indicators and confident enough to act independently on this input.

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