Manuel Mallia has decided to upgrade his security protection after last night
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November 20, 2014 at 4:16pm
That fatal attack on his wing-mirror must not be repeated.
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Where the f*ck is Nicola Abela Garrett now?
Also on Facebook going on about how cats make the best antidepressants, no wankers in sight.
I believe her iced bun was a scholarship overseas. Some scholar she’s turning out to be on this ship of fools.
Garrewwha ‘l hemm, mela.
Manual Mallia wouldn’t fit in that kok-pitt. It might be sufficient to tow the aircraft carrier on which he’s required to travel.
If an armed policeman/driver was necessary to protect his state-issue car while the minister was not in it, how many guards does he have protecting his EUR 500,000 in cash, which one would assume he does not keep in his car?
I thought you were going to show a picture of the Kevlar total body armour that he has ordered.
Then I remembered they only go as far as XXXL.
He can always order a giant armoured Fabergé egg and wear it as armour. Same shape.
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Where’s Baxxter?
When Conchita arrives in Malta, the minister will be able to greet him in his tailor-made Fabergé egg armour.
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You can anything but lay off my blue suede shoes
Our biggest tourist market is already suffering, because of asshole hunters, but once this gets out…oh boy.
I wouldn’t worry. The government is at present engaged in sending most of our more famous asshole-hunters to Brussels.
What do people expect with these f*cking hamalli running the show? Taghna biss, taghna biss.
‘Issa oqghod ghax ommok qaghdek, Lilly’.
X’imbarrazzzzzz ta’ gvern. Ara veru poplu jhobb jaqla s-swat.
Can someone please tell me why we got rid of the Brits?
Rub two Maltese together and you get hamalli. Apologies for the rant, Daphne, but I’m foaming at the mouth.
Where’s the revolution? I’m ready to get messy. And I’m a girl, morons.