Minister Mizzi’s communications coordinator might wish to advise him to try this

Published: November 8, 2014 at 9:56pm

But that would mean the Maltese public has to shell out for yet another return flight to/from Beijing (or is it Shanghai?) for Sai Laing.




7 Comments Comment

  1. John says:

    As far as I’m concerned that’s the end of the matter

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY6_9Qvj8I4

  2. thinking says:

    Love British humour.

  3. Candy says:

    A man takes the day off and decides to go golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, “Ribbet, 9 iron.” The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. “Ribbet, 9 iron.” He looks at the frog and decides to prove him wrong, puts his other club away and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, “Wow, that’s amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?” The frogs reply was “Ribbet. Lucky frog.” The man decides to take the frog with him to next hole. “What do you think, frog?” the man asks. “Ribbet, 3 wood.” The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one! The man is befuddled and doesn’t know what to say.

    By the end of the day the man had golfed the best game of his life and asks the frog, “OK where to next?” The frog replies, “Ribbet, Las Vegas.” They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, “OK frog, now what?” The frog says, “Ribbet, roulette.” Upon reaching the roulette table, the man asks, “What do you think I should bet?” The frog replies, “Ribbet, $5,000 on black 6.” Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the game of golf, the man figures what the hell. Boom! Tons of cash come sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, “Frog, I don’t know how to repay you. You’ve won me all this money and I am forever grateful.” The frog replies, “Ribbet, kiss me!” He figures, why not, after all the frog had done for him, he deserved it. With the kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 16-year-old girl. “And that, your honour, is how the girl ended up in my hotel room.”

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